Two Methods of using the Nairobi Expressway

[mzeiya]

Don't shoot the messenger awuoro!

Hiyo swali Kimathi ameuliza ni ile swali najua @Ngimanene na Muchere amejiuliza akisoma thread.

 

[Aviator]

Don't shoot the messenger awuoro!
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Hiyo swali Kimathi ameuliza ni ile swali najua @Ngimanene na Muchere amejiuliza akisoma thread.

Tuseme Ngima ni faite?

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Don't shoot the messenger awuoro!
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Hiyo swali Kimathi ameuliza ni ile swali najua @Ngimanene na Muchere amejiuliza akisoma thread.

Shall never eeeeeeeeeeever use that travesty of a road. Ever.

 

[Aviator]

Shall never eeeeeeeeeeever use that travesty of a road. Ever.

@Denis Young kuja ona wenzako wa premio



Bruv that expressway is chap chap my guy, I was late kidogo for this meeting in westy, so I get in my moti kedo like 7:30 in the AM and in less than ten minutes guess what? Motis were only seeing my bumper Infront of them.

Utajitetea ukiwa pande gani?

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Utajitetea ukiwa pande gani?

Hio ni ile lugha ya hawa watu wa small small money. Sisi hustla hatuwezi saidia kulipa deni ya barabara

 

[Mtumsafi]

Will those boths be manned by Kenians? Si unajua sisi ni wale wale.. kucheza kama sisi, piga attendant 100/200 ..

 

[mzeiya]

Will those boths be manned by Kenians? Si unajua sisi ni wale wale.. kucheza kama sisi, piga attendant 100/200 ..

Considering Shainaman expects to be paid back in 27 years, lazima supervisors watakuwa wao wenyewe.

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Will those boths be manned by Kenians? Si unajua sisi ni wale wale.. kucheza kama sisi, piga attendant 100/200 ..

That voucher iko na so much details making it hard for the attendant kucheza kama yeye . Nowadays with the use of ANPR cameras and software you can audit and nab the attendant very easily . Alafu kwani kuna cash payments Kwa toll stations ?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Jana nilitembea hapo westalnds nikaguza one of the pillars with my bare hands. Interaction yangu na hiyo barabara ikaanzia na kuishia hapo. At least I can tell people nishawahi iguza...

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Imagini kubeba watu kicoloni mpaka wanaandika na kichinku kwa hio barabara.... Maybe saying only dogomothi use this road

 

[mkurugenzi]

Imagini kubeba watu kicoloni mpaka wanaandika na kichinku kwa hio barabara.... Maybe saying only dogomothi use this road

Si mzungu akijengea nyinyi choo si anandika in his own language? So what is wrong mchina akiandika in his own language after kujengea nyinyi barabara?

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Si mzungu akijengea nyinyi choo si anandika in his own language? So what is wrong mchina akiandika in his own language after kujengea nyinyi barabara?

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Tangu lini uliona kichinku imekuwa kwa lugha yetu ya taifa? Think bwana think, not always being a gavament booty man

 

[zapp_brannigan]

That voucher iko na so much details making it hard for the attendant kucheza kama yeye . Nowadays with the use of ANPR cameras and software you can audit and nab the attendant very easily . Alafu kwani kuna cash payments Kwa toll stations ?

Update :
Out of curiosity I have visited the link in the voucher that was posted earlier and it seems there will be a cash option . Ata kama hatuna plans za kutumia expressway there is no harm in familiarising ourselves with how it how it works .

 

[mkurugenzi]

Hio ni ile lugha ya hawa watu wa small small money. Sisi hustla hatuwezi saidia kulipa deni ya barabara

Hatutaki mahasora hapa juu. Endeleeni kusukuma wilbaro huko githurai.

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Hatutaki mahusora hapa juu.

Nawaambianga they don't care about us. Hata enda ukaibe picha vile umepitia huko...
Ama unataka kuiba hio ati ni wewe?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Driving on this 'high road' is being turned into a status symbol. How fickle can men be?

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Driving on this 'high road' is being turned into a status symbol. How fickle can men be?

Kukula gavament booty with much feacle

 

[Aviator]

What happens if you drive through the expressway then don't have cash or mpesa to pay at the exit?

 

[kijanamrefu]

Jana nilitembea hapo westalnds nikaguza one of the pillars with my bare hands. Interaction yangu na hiyo barabara ikaanzia na kuishia hapo. At least I can tell people nishawahi iguza...

Maliza story.

Did you and the road take it to the next level?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Maliza story.

Did you and the road take it to the next level?

Nilikuwa najishikilia nisianguke into the open trench full of muddy water...and do not try to project your objectophilia on me. Pris!