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Field Marshal

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
Location: Kamangu Township, Kikuyu, on tarmac, 29km from Nairobi CBD.
Tarmac frontage: 220 feet.
Size: 4.8 acres, freehold, red soil.
Possible Developments: Commercial (shopping centre, petrol stations, etc) as well as residential (several middle-class estates coming up nearby).
Asking price: 21m per acre (an eigth in the area is currently going for 3.5m).
Sale as one lot.

Contact: Guka through inbox.
 
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Field Marshal said:
Location: Kamangu Township, Kikuyu, on tarmac, 29km from Nairobi CBD.
Tarmac frontage: 220 feet.
Size: 4.8 acres, freehold, red soil.
Possible Developments: Commercial (shopping centre, petrol stations, etc) as well as residential (several middle-class estates coming up nearby).
Asking price: 21m per acre (an eigth in the area is currently going for 3.5m).
Sale as one lot.

Contact: Guka through inbox.
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Guoks, since umeanza kuwa broker, buroti ziko hapo ndani kidogo overlooking the cliff munauza aje, za barabara apana weza!
 
Field Marshal said:
Location: Kamangu Township, Kikuyu, on tarmac, 29km from Nairobi CBD.
Tarmac frontage: 220 feet.
Size: 4.8 acres, freehold, red soil.
Possible Developments: Commercial (shopping centre, petrol stations, etc) as well as residential (several middle-class estates coming up nearby).
Asking price: 21m per acre (an eigth in the area is currently going for 3.5m).
Sale as one lot.

Contact: Guka through inbox.
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Too high , telemka !
 
Kamangu huko mburoti. Ikuruka na nduthi nginya ngurumo where you will find a small kambe. You will see a big man made forest of a thuraku on like 10 acres of land where lorries come for lumber. Around that area there is a mujeshi known as ndungu who has a drunkard brother jojes who imbibes on mutuku which costs 150 to 200 a mzinga known as Santa King. Dont ask me how I know all this ;)
 
The.Black.Templar said:
What would azor ahai say about this post?
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Something to this effect that: "If you did not make money by 24, about Sh100 million, and you have to sell land to survive in your old age you don't need to breath. You just need to die. You should not have married or even had children. You've failed kabisa, you're not even middle class'.
 
Field Marshal said:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Something to this effect that: "If you did not make money by 24, about Sh100 million, and you have to sell land to survive in your old age you don't need to breath. You just need to die. You should not have married or even had children. You've failed kabisa, you're not even middle class'.
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Malisia mimi hio ghaseer. Hata all his relatives have never possessed a combined 100m at any given time but boy ni chocha amejaa nazo.
 
Giggz said:
Aty mliweka brownskin na chihuahua plus skirtwearers same wozzap ? You people should not show up kwa pearly gates 😂 😂 😂 😂
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I honestly think I am a very poor judge of online characters (Hi @Aviator?). I really used to think the boy was intelligent. But as time went on he would make very bizarre statements like "If you earn less than Sh100,000 in Nairobi you have no reason to marry". That in a country where less than 2% of the work-fork earns more than that, about 200,000 people give or take.

So in a country of 48m, only 200,000 have a licence to marry? Wueeh!
 
Field Marshal said:
I honestly think I am a very poor judge of online characters (Hi @Aviator?). I really used to think the boy was intelligent. But as time went on he would make very bizarre statements like "If you earn less than Sh100,000 in Nairobi you have no reason to marry". That in a country where less than 2% of the work-fork earns more than that, about 200,000 people give or take.

So in a country of 48m, only 200,000 have a licence to marry? Wueeh!
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Wacha tuendelee kuzaana, haihitaji pesa mingi
 
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