This is Guka - I Feel Very Bad This Easter Monday...................

Field Marshal

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A young man, a patriot, trains for years in the art and science of modern combat. He conquers his fears and goes to face al Shabaab in Alfmadow and Boni Forest. He triumphs and comes home.

Because of him and his like, we can sit behind keyboards talking all manner of shit.

As usual we are too busy to celebrate him; we'd rather talk about the Ruto-Raila-Uhuru crap endlessly like bewitched monkeys.

Most incredibly, the young hero dies, not from an enemy bullet as all heroes should, but at the hands of a crazy bitch.

I mourn you, Wuod Siaya, Dan Onyango, Private, 40th Rangers Strike Force, Gilgil. Go well.

And to all those boychilds (!) who have fallen in the hands of these Jezebels, we promise you this; shoka litaendelea kutembea.

You are free, Wuod Siaya.

 

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A young man, a patriot, trains for years in the art and science of modern combat. He conquers his fears and goes to face al Shabaab in Alfmadow and Boni Forest. He triumphs and comes home.

Because of him and his like, we can sit behind keyboards talking all manner of shit.

As usual we are too busy to celebrate him; we'd rather talk about the Ruto-Raila-Uhuru crap endlessly like bewitched monkeys.

Most incredibly, the young hero dies, not from an enemy bullet as all heroes should, but at the hands of a crazy bitch.

I mourn you, Wuod Siaya, Dan Onyango, Private, 40th Rangers Strike Force, Gilgil. Go well.

And to all those boychilds (!) who have fallen in the hands of these Jezebels, we promise you this; shoka litaendelea kutembea.

You are free, Wuod Siaya.


I really love this movie.
 
Most incredibly, the young hero dies, not from an enemy bullet as all heroes should, but at the hands of a crazy bitch.
The irony of this life is no laughing matter Banae. We will never understand fully why things sometimes turn out the way they shouldn’t. Why defy expectations.
But here is my personal perspective:
Nature, just like you and me can be wasteful, unreasonable and even illogical. That to me is why nature, for example, throws young, healthy, skilled and talented men under the bus while old, sickly and unproductive geezers continue to roam the earth.
At the end of the day, the universe does what it wills irrespective of all our expectations or efforts to the contrary. Like it or not but we are all at the mercy of the universe. That doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t try to improve and uplift our lot.


And to all those boychilds (!) who have fallen in the hands of these Jezebels, we promise you this; shoka litaendelea kutembea.
Hapo haujasema poa @Field Marshal. Have you ever heard of Audi alteram partem? You can not judge a case without listening to the other side Banae.
How do you know that your Guy was not the Aggressor and that the Kunguru has a legal defence of provocation or even diminished responsibility to the murder? How?
And by the way, hiyo maneno ya shoka shouldn’t have come from you. That is incitement and you could find yourself on a tight corner for it.
 
The irony of this life is no laughing matter Banae. We will never understand fully why things sometimes turn out the way they shouldn’t. Why defy expectations.
But here is my personal perspective:
Nature, just like you and me can be wasteful, unreasonable and even illogical. That to me is why nature, for example, throws young, healthy, skilled and talented men under the bus while old, sickly and unproductive geezers continue to roam the earth.
At the end of the day, the universe does what it wills irrespective of all our expectations or efforts to the contrary. Like it or not but we are all at the mercy of the universe. That doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t try to improve and uplift our lot.



Hapo haujasema poa @Field Marshal. Have you ever heard of Audi alteram partem? You can not judge a case without listening to the other side Banae.
How do you know that your Guy was not the Aggressor and that the Kunguru has a legal defence of provocation or even diminished responsibility to the murder? How?
And by the way, hiyo maneno ya shoka shouldn’t have come from you. That is incitement and you could find yourself on a tight corner for it.
"That to me is why nature, for example, throws young, healthy, skilled and talented men under the bus while old, sickly and unproductive geezers continue to roam the earth."

Isokei. Isorait. Stick it in and twist it. My only dying question is why? Why, honey, when all I have done is fall in love with you?
 
"That to me is why nature, for example, throws young, healthy, skilled and talented men under the bus while old, sickly and unproductive geezers continue to roam the earth."

Isokei. Isorait. Stick it in and twist it. My only dying question is why? Why, honey, when all I have done is fall in love with you?
This doesn’t refer to you @Field Marshal, by the way. As far as I am concerned, you are young, athletic, agile and dextile - my knight in shining armour.
 
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