This is Guka - Final Call.....

[Field Marshal]

Guys, you are breaking my inbox with holiday offers. I thank you all but regret that due to Covid restrictions and recent emotional and psychological trauma, I will not be able to take up your offers for road trips, nyama choma or drinks at places of your choice.

I however commit to remain your beloved Guka - arrogant, egoistic, deluded, loveable, informative, controversial, alpha.

To assuage any hurt feelings I will be putting up a paybill number - The Final Call for 2020 - where all of you can contribute to my Xmas spirit, er, er, beer.

Meanwhile, kama uko Langata Road kuja ukunywe kamoja hapa Airport Lounge if you can recognize the two Mpigs I am with.

 

[Cortedivoire]

Mimi nitume 500 kwa paybill alafu nikule irish breakfast mimi

 

[Eng'iti]

Guys, you are breaking my inbox with holiday offers. I thank you all but regret that due to Covid restrictions and recent emotional and psychological trauma, I will not be able to take up your offers for road trips, nyama choma or drinks at places of your choice.

I however commit to remain your beloved Guka - arrogant, egoistic, deluded, loveable, informative, controversial, alpha.

To assuage any hurt feelings I will be putting up a paybill number - The Final Call for 2020 - where all of you can contribute to my Xmas spirit, er, er, beer.

Meanwhile, kama uko Langata Road kuja ukunywe kamoja hapa Airport Lounge if you can recognize the two Mpigs I am with.
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Babu uyo ni @Aviator anachangamkia njiva na tomato sauce?

 

[Field Marshal]

@mzeiya you are one of the few who has not invited me to something. Kama mjunior amekusotesha weka Paybill Guka pia achangamke...

 

[mzeiya]

@mzeiya you are one of the few who has not invited me to something. Kama mjunior amekusotesha weka Paybill Guka pia achangamke...

Haha sahii ata sitaki kusikia about sherehe. Ate something accompanied by the frothy stuff jana that has caused me unimaginable trouble hadi imebidi nimeze dawa ya kuendesha for the 1st time in my adult life..

 

[Internet]

Haha sahii ata sitaki kusikia about sherehe. Ate something accompanied by the frothy stuff jana that has caused me unimaginable trouble hadi imebidi nimeze dawa ya kuendesha for the 1st time in my adult life..
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QR

 

[Clemens]

Drinking white cap while broke ain't no joke. This ndi-semba.

 

[Kasaman]

Haha sahii ata sitaki kusikia about sherehe. Ate something accompanied by the frothy stuff jana that has caused me unimaginable trouble hadi imebidi nimeze dawa ya kuendesha for the 1st time in my adult life..
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Guinness power

 

[kingolonde]

I will be tabling a motion to deport you back to the chaotic county assembly!

 

[Field Marshal]

Haha sahii ata sitaki kusikia about sherehe. Ate something accompanied by the frothy stuff jana that has caused me unimaginable trouble hadi imebidi nimeze dawa ya kuendesha for the 1st time in my adult life..
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Utaacha kula mutura ya juzi kijana....

 

[Field Marshal]

I will be tabling a motion to deport you back to the chaotic county assembly!

Wekelea. Am paid to be here....

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Nikuitie watoto wako uone moshi?

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Wekelea. Am paid to be here....

Ehe