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Clemens said:
At what cost? Furahia maisha kwako, why should you expose someone's kids to your immoral behaviours?.
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I understand this guy perfectly. The other day I invited a washed-out former journalist to my hacienda. He was bringing me some potent murat. Guy came in the company of two small girls that I insisted wanionyeshe ID. One didn't have but I decided to overlook it since her friend did. She was 22. The other said that she was 21. Dude is 58. All were totally drunk.

Sasa tukaenda na huko ndani kwa hacienda kukunywa murat as we discussed how Kenya can get to Mars within the next 4 years. Imagine my shock when I came back from a pee and a phone call to find the 21-year giving the ferking old dude a BJ. ON MY HACIENDA.

That was the end of that. Imagine if it was a close family member that found them?

Anybody who knows people in Kikuyu town knows the name of that old fool.

Watu wakae na upuzi yao kwao..........................
 
Field Marshal said:
I understand this guy perfectly. The other day I invited a washed-out former journalist to my hacienda. He was bringing me some potent murat. Guy came in the company of two small girls that I insisted wanionyeshe ID. One didn't have but I decided to overlook it since her friend did. She was 22. The other said that she was 21. Dude is 58. All were totally drunk.

Sasa tukaenda na huko ndani kwa hacienda kukunywa murat as we discussed how Kenya can get to Mars within the next 4 years. Imagine my shock when I came back from a pee and a phone call to find the 21-year giving the ferking old dude a BJ. ON MY HACIENDA.

That was the end of that. Imagine if it was a close family member that found them?

Anybody who knows people in Kikuyu town knows the name of that old fool.

Watu wakae na upuzi yao kwao..........................
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:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: dont hate the playa, hate the game...kwani kulikuwa na mtoto hapo?
 
Field Marshal said:
I understand this guy perfectly. The other day I invited a washed-out former journalist to my hacienda. He was bringing me some potent murat. Guy came in the company of two small girls that I insisted wanionyeshe ID. One didn't have but I decided to overlook it since her friend did. She was 22. The other said that she was 21. Dude is 58. All were totally drunk.

Sasa tukaenda na huko ndani kwa hacienda kukunywa murat as we discussed how Kenya can get to Mars within the next 4 years. Imagine my shock when I came back from a pee and a phone call to find the 21-year giving the ferking old dude a BJ. ON MY HACIENDA.

That was the end of that. Imagine if it was a close family member that found them?

Anybody who knows people in Kikuyu town knows the name of that old fool.

Watu wakae na upuzi yao kwao..........................
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Hedonists are a strange species, everything goes for them. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: you must have been shocked by their audacity.
The.Black.Templar said:
There are usually no kids there....ni kama kusema clubs ni mbaya becaus ew children pass through where they are located
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Wamatissue that's a road I use every fortnight, claiming that there are no kids there is being dishonest and you know it.
 
Field Marshal said:
I understand this guy perfectly. The other day I invited a washed-out former journalist to my hacienda. He was bringing me some potent murat. Guy came in the company of two small girls that I insisted wanionyeshe ID. One didn't have but I decided to overlook it since her friend did. She was 22. The other said that she was 21. Dude is 58. All were totally drunk.

Sasa tukaenda na huko ndani kwa hacienda kukunywa murat as we discussed how Kenya can get to Mars within the next 4 years. Imagine my shock when I came back from a pee and a phone call to find the 21-year giving the ferking old dude a BJ. ON MY HACIENDA.

That was the end of that. Imagine if it was a close family member that found them?

Anybody who knows people in Kikuyu town knows the name of that old fool.

Watu wakae na upuzi yao kwao..........................
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On your hacienda you say? Huko juu ya terra cotta tiles ama? You a home,go drunk.
 
Field Marshal said:
Sasa tukaenda na huko ndani kwa hacienda kukunywa murat as we discussed how Kenya can get to Mars within the next 4 years. Imagine my shock when I came back from a pee and a phone call to find the 21-year giving the ferking old dude a BJ. ON MY HACIENDA.
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Very unique circumstance. Two old wazees and two young girls a third their age, all drunk. Discussing Kenya getting to Mars in the next 4 years. I bet you arrived at very unique conclusions. Could you please share so that we see how we can leap frog Elon on this one
 
DeepInYourMind said:
Very unique circumstance. Two old wazees and two young girls a third their age, all drunk. Discussing Kenya getting to Mars in the next 4 years. I bet you arrived at very unique conclusions. Could you please share so that we see how we can leap frog Elon on this one
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You are thinking too hard. You were supposed to have a chuckle (or not), make a lighthearted comment and move on...
 
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