Qweshen

[Pamba 1]

Landcruiser VX na utafute Gate Pass ya State House. @Pamba 1 hawapendi kuona gari iko na crown imesimamishwa eti traffic snarl up.

You're very wrong, kwanza hizo unalenga na kuifungia kwa jam.

 

[Kasaman]

Mogoka isiwe huru

Ati mtu anunue kitu to impress women ?
My be I'm a dinousor !

 

[Makhalanganga]

Buy a pre-2013 Prado and give it a 2018 facelift. You will enter into three quarter of the offices in Kenya bila kusumbuliwa. Kama wewe ni mtu maslayqueen utatomba mpaka uchoke. What you get:-

1. Legendary Toyota reliability,
2. With it bonga points by Kenyan standards.

Alternatively, buy a used Mercedes s320, ML320 or discovery 3 or 4.

 

[Jobi4]

Buy a pre-2013 Prado and give it a 2018 facelift. You will enter into three quarter of the offices in Kenya bila kusumbuliwa. Kama wewe ni mtu maslayqueen utatomba mpaka uchoke. What you get:-

1. Legendary Toyota reliability,
2. With it bonga points by Kenyan standards.

Alternatively, buy a used Mercedes s320, ML320 or discovery 3 or 4.

This is sound advice. The facelift does the car wonders. Cheaper done in Tanzania. They are really good at it. Search on Facebook and Instagram for them.