mzeiya
Elder Lister
1. Humans of Nairobi mpo? Do you still overlap on the roads + expect cops to sort it out? Do you still cut pipes to wash cars then wonder what happened to water in your homes? And what with electricity poles, you can never get them vertically upright?
2. Humans of Nairobi, mpo? Let's talk underwear. Why must you display them on your building facades? It must be a sign of pride! Why do you have landlords in 10x10 mud huts? BTW your sewer system called Nairobi river, thicker than porridge of shit is the worst on earth...
3. Peculiar humans of Nairobi mpo? Are you still chopping 100 year old trees + replacing them with stones? Do you still have those roundabouts, with traffic lights guided by police? Do your children still live on top sewers; like the sewer rats?
4. Talk to me humans of Nairobi. Are you still covering every open space with concrete + wonder why you flood? Do you still believe that civilization is replacing public parks with monstrous expressways...and that public spaces is waste of real state?
5. Humans of Nairobi are you still electing drug consuming charlatans in golden dog chains + wonder what happened to services & good governance? BTW do you still toss garbage through your window and what what that stench in the neighbourhood is? Do you still live with rats?
6. Humans of Nairobi, do you still toss those plastic water bottles out of your car windows as sign of civilization? Have "wakubwas" started queuing to get public service? Do your children still live like animals on the streets? Does your Mortuary still emit that morbid smell?
7. Proud humans of Nairobi. Do you still have those dirty congested markets that have rats bigger than buffaloes, on top of open sewers, where you relish "mutura" served by sweety smoke covered beings whose white overalls are now black? Oh humans of Nairobi!
8. Humans of Nairobi please talk to me! The last time I checked you had grabbed the airport. Your miracle performing churches had grabbed the children's playgrounds + public spaces. God had answered your prayers you said! Is it true you recycle bodies in your filled up mortuary?
9. Let me ask humans of Nairobi, why do your sick have to pay Kshs 20 to defecate? Have you heard of the term "utu"? Animals live better in your city than humans! Do you visit the Nairobi Park, or the orphanage or Safari Walk? Don't those animals live better than your children?
10. Talk to me fellow humans of Nairobi! Which is this civilization you are pursuing? Did you know that civilization comes from the term "civil", which means "polite" + "courteous". Your rude + loud demeanor on the streets & on Twitter is both barbaric + uncivilized.
11. Talk to me about your unique "public transport" the "matatu" which is "matata" in every sense! Tell me why you crowd so many people in there. Tell me why some characters must hung on the body of those contraptions yelling for customers + why they can't stay on the main road.
12. There are no more humans in Nairobi. Instead, we have blood thirsty, club footed ghouls, who eat their own children + have embraced sub-human life worse than that of animals. We have barbaric goons marching straight to damnation + doom. THERE ARE NO MORE HUMANS IN NAIROBI!
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