Today i had three very detailed dreams.
1. I dreamt i had sex with a work colleague whome i have never really found myself looking at twice. This dream was soo elaborate that i actually felt it physically. I will leave out the rest of the details but i can still feel her smooth skin and her short pubic hair rub against my hand.
2. The second dream i was caught by a police officer. Now, instead of going to the police station i find myself in a different part of town asking myself why is the police woman taking me to this part of town na hakuna station huku. Eventually i find myself at home somehow but kuna stuff niliacha na huyo police woman and i dont even know how to get in touch. Suddenly a knock. I open the door and its the police woman now in civilian clothes ameniletea hio stuff niliwacha na yeye, we hug and she proceeds to make herself at home cleaning na vitu kama hizo. We never have sex even though i knew she wanted it.
3. The third one and by far the most elaborate. I am on top of a very huuge and high tree, soo high i think i was actually in space. Then suddenly out of nowhere, a large asteroid the size of three or four SUVs comes trumbling down. At first i thought the asteroid would miss earth, but it came crushing down in Kenya. I later learn that it should have fallen in another country but the scientists miscalculated.
I quickly climb down to go crack my share of the rock ndio niweke nyumbani as a souvenir, when suddenly another shower of metiorites starts reighning down, the size of the rocks could fill your whole hand. When this second shower started nikajipata in some sort of dormitory where i quickly rushed under the beds while others went under their blankets...like wtf?.
The meteor shower passes and i find myself at home when a third meteor shower starts, this time kumbe kuna upepo ilibeba magari took them half way round the would and now they are coming down, i find myself nahepa magari falling from space. When this is done a new day starts and i am standing on a small hill just embroiled in my own thoughts.
Alafu nikaamka.
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