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Elder Lister
Have you ever sat down and wondered, “Why is it that when someone sells land, the money disappears faster than fresh chapati in a bachelor’s house?” Let me shed some light before you blame your village witches for nothing.
Land was never created to be sold. Money from land has its own spiritual Wi-Fi. The signal is weak, the ancestors are buffering, and before you know it… balance is zero. Because land belongs to three groups:
1. The Dead
Your ancestors guarded that land like treasure. They survived droughts, locusts, and family meetings to make sure it reached you. Then you, the newest recruit, want to sell it so you can open a carwash? Surely, behave.
2. The Living
Land is not your personal property like your socks. It belongs to the whole clan—children, siblings, cousins, and those relatives who only appear when there’s food.
3. The Unborn
There are people in your future lineage already counting on that land. You sell it today, and somewhere in the spirit realm an unborn baby is filing a complaint.
But listen, there are two acceptable reasons to sell land:
1. Selling to buy different land.
This is not selling—this is land relocation. The ancestors will hold a quick meeting, clap once, and make sure you don’t misuse the money. After all, upgrading from one acre to two is development. At least sell small land to build a house, not to fuel irresponsible adventures.
2. Selling to save life.
If you’re paying hospital bills, even ancestors understand. They don’t want new members joining them too early. They will even supervise the M-Pesa message.
Other than these, if you have another valid reason, explain it in the comment section and we will open a new case file.
Most people sell land to start a business or buy a car. End result? The business collapses like a poorly built mabati kiosk, and the car becomes a decoration in the compound. You’ve never seen someone succeed by selling land to buy vibes.
And don’t argue that “the land is mine, not the clan’s.” The moment you buy land and sign that agreement, it becomes property of three generations: the ancestors, the living, and those still chilling in heaven’s waiting room. Unless you’re buying land on Mars, Earth-land is not yours alone.
Share this message. Let it travel. Let it reach those planning to sell land to buy iPhones.
Lesson:
Land is not just soil—it’s history, identity, and the backbone of your family’s future. Guard it wisely, or you’ll spend your life explaining to your grandchildren why they’re tenants.
Land was never created to be sold. Money from land has its own spiritual Wi-Fi. The signal is weak, the ancestors are buffering, and before you know it… balance is zero. Because land belongs to three groups:
1. The Dead
Your ancestors guarded that land like treasure. They survived droughts, locusts, and family meetings to make sure it reached you. Then you, the newest recruit, want to sell it so you can open a carwash? Surely, behave.
2. The Living
Land is not your personal property like your socks. It belongs to the whole clan—children, siblings, cousins, and those relatives who only appear when there’s food.
3. The Unborn
There are people in your future lineage already counting on that land. You sell it today, and somewhere in the spirit realm an unborn baby is filing a complaint.
But listen, there are two acceptable reasons to sell land:
1. Selling to buy different land.
This is not selling—this is land relocation. The ancestors will hold a quick meeting, clap once, and make sure you don’t misuse the money. After all, upgrading from one acre to two is development. At least sell small land to build a house, not to fuel irresponsible adventures.
2. Selling to save life.
If you’re paying hospital bills, even ancestors understand. They don’t want new members joining them too early. They will even supervise the M-Pesa message.
Other than these, if you have another valid reason, explain it in the comment section and we will open a new case file.
Most people sell land to start a business or buy a car. End result? The business collapses like a poorly built mabati kiosk, and the car becomes a decoration in the compound. You’ve never seen someone succeed by selling land to buy vibes.
And don’t argue that “the land is mine, not the clan’s.” The moment you buy land and sign that agreement, it becomes property of three generations: the ancestors, the living, and those still chilling in heaven’s waiting room. Unless you’re buying land on Mars, Earth-land is not yours alone.
Share this message. Let it travel. Let it reach those planning to sell land to buy iPhones.
Lesson:
Land is not just soil—it’s history, identity, and the backbone of your family’s future. Guard it wisely, or you’ll spend your life explaining to your grandchildren why they’re tenants.
