Aibu Day

[Kender9]

Today I got so embarrassed cos of my dirty talking. There's this lady friend who's actually married with 3 kids but we usually flirt around not cos we will eventually gerrit but just to make days less stressful. As I was passing by her workplace, I see her in their company car and in my usual n loud mouth self, I proceed to greet her, her surname is Kiarie (wide), "Ni Kiarie no no kiega" loosely translated (it's wide but still good), she bursts out laughing but tells me "Maiko kuja usalimie my Mum", apparently the Mum had come visiting and they decided to go catch up in the company vehicle. Umewahi skia kustuka, nilichoka nikajishikilia gari to regain my composure. Wueh, mpaka sai nasema tu Aiyaiyaya nikikumbuka.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Faux pas

 

[Meria]

Maliza story.
Ukikula mara ya kwanza ilikua kiarie ama wewe ndie uliifanya hivo

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Mudomo baggy is you

 

[Magreb]

Nothing real. It fills a mother with joy to know that her daughter still attracts the attention of randy goats. Same way fathers would pretend to be mad when told of their sons' amorous ways but deep down, the old man is proud that his own is not a faggot.

 

[mzeiya]

Her mom might know something since the lady burst out laughing..
Other bantu dragons would have been stern and pretended to not know you