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This is the utter incompetence that bedevils our people. Watu wako operational zone and they are behaving kama wako picnic. How do you leave armory nzima unguarded?

Imagine Guka checking out coz of rabies! Yaani the pompous arrogant fartbag aumwe na mbwa akufe. What kind of a twisted cosmic ferking joke would that be seriously? Woof, wooof! Naweka!

Four Beers? Nitaweka leo being Friday. Kwa ile thread ingine nimeona picha za unfortunate humans at the terminal stages za rabies nikaskia thithi (don't know the Beberu word equivalent) sana. Yaani ile msisimuko wa mwili mtu huskia akiona maggots zikikula human eyes kwa morgue (used to see it...

Actually very few are coz they die or are killed very fast when they start biting...

Kitambo there used to be a public health unit that would go around putting down strays. Now, they are all over the ferking place. Kwanza I really fear for little kids....

Rabies is a mathafakingly scary disease. And once it gets to the brain it's kaput. I thought that guy barking was a scam but it isn't, ta imajini! And from that the only way is down. Shiet!

Guys, a rabid dog is very easy to tell. Am good. That mongrel was just protecting it's bones, and the bite didn't even perforate the skin...

Man, I had to Gugu it and it's true. Godamn it! And at this stage the disease is incurable, ta imajini....

Ndiyo nilishtuka. That mongrel must have classified me as a Tier One beta bitch. Lazima heshima idumu Sasa..

As we say on these streets, do not allow facts to interfere with base ya jaba stories....

Ha ha ha ha! I was wondering when a two-neuroned POS would emerge from the woodwork with just this kind of thought...of course you can't see the setup....

Naaah, darn thing just gave me a bruise. And we come from an age where we died like men, siyo kila saa kukimbia hospitali kama wanawake....

Whenever I am at my expansive multi- million shilling hacienda in Ndeiya at night, this mongrel comes from the dark to keep me company. Sometimes I am just alone there staring at the moon and scratching my balls, or just ferking somebody's daughter for her supper. The mongrel just sits there...

Ngunyi is that ver-rated. Guy likes peddling half-truths and useless theories. The CDF and head NIS are Uhuru appointees and have security of tenure. The head of DCI is Somali. Which Gikuyu appointees is he then speaking about?

I have a very close relative who loves her probox to bits. Gari ya shamba poa sana....

Bae! Aki Mamie?

Or too much Viagra/mukombero. Hope the missus is ok...

Ile story ya camel na tent comes to mind. These refugees have lived in a lawless country for 30 years. All they know is violence and bribery...

Very sad. Hapa nugu ni mbili lakini hiyo pastor ndiyo ako na unugu mingi....poor lady should get her money back lakini owe funzo....

Mkuu umetoka dowry juzi na hii ndiyo matokeo?