I Cry for my Beloved Country

[Aviator]

It is obvious from the current polls that the winner in the forthcoming election will either be Mwisi1 or Mchawi1, because we bonobos can't elect visionary leaders like the Most Reverend Mwaure or His Highness Wajackayoh the 5th. And kangaroo courts have denied the non-apologetic Reuben a chance to be on ballot.

Let's analyse possible scenarios.

1. Mchawi1 wins
Mwisi1, who has a following that can't be ignored, cries that he has been rigged out by deep state. His supporters take to the streets. Woe unto shiny eyes living in kalenjin strongholds should Mwisi1 fail to get 90% of the votes in Mt Kenya and 99.9999% in the North Rift. A repeat of Kiambaa is a possible outcome. Country at standstill. Businesses and schooling affected for a whole month or two before international community moves in to broker a coalition government.

2. Mwisi1 wins
It's obvious from the Raila Doctrine that the elections will not have been free and fair. Culprits are IEBC, women's guild and Salvation army. Going to kangaroo courts isn't an option.

Luopeans won't need any prompting to take to the streets and do what they know best. Teargas Mondays will become the norm. Businesses and schooling affected for a whole month or two before a handshake.

Either way, me and you are screwed. I cry for my beloved country.

 

[The.Black.Templar]

 

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[wrongturn]

Nothing will happen, if ruto looses. Shida ni if he wins, and raos decides tear gas Mondays are back, it will be crushed the very first day ruthlessly ,once ruto is sworn in, folks will die that day then we move on

 

[Meria]

It is obvious from the current polls that the winner in the forthcoming election will either be Mwisi1 or Mchawi1, because we bonobos can't elect visionary leaders like the Most Reverend Mwaure or His Highness Wajackayoh the 5th. And kangaroo courts have denied the non-apologetic Reuben a chance to be on ballot.

Let's analyse possible scenarios.

1. Mchawi1 wins
Mwisi1, who has a following that can't be ignored, cries that he has been rigged out by deep state. His supporters take to the streets. Woe unto shiny eyes living in kalenjin strongholds should Mwisi1 fail to get 90% of the votes in Mt Kenya and 99.9999% in the North Rift. A repeat of Kiambaa is a possible outcome. Country at standstill. Businesses and schooling affected for a whole month or two before international community moves in to broker a coalition government.

2. Mwisi1 wins
It's obvious from the Raila Doctrine that the elections will not have been free and fair. Culprits are IEBC, women's guild and Salvation army. Going to kangaroo courts isn't an option.

Luopeans won't need any prompting to take to the streets and do what they know best. Teargas Mondays will become the norm. Businesses and schooling affected for a whole month or two before a handshake.

Either way, me and you are screwed. I cry for my beloved country.

Bottom line
Handshake loading between mwisi 1 and mchawi 1
Mpende msipende.
5 more yrs of shafting.
Get more lube.

 

[Kasaman]

It is obvious from the current polls that the winner in the forthcoming election will either be Mwisi1 or Mchawi1, because we bonobos can't elect visionary leaders like the Most Reverend Mwaure or His Highness Wajackayoh the 5th. And kangaroo courts have denied the non-apologetic Reuben a chance to be on ballot.

Let's analyse possible scenarios.

1. Mchawi1 wins
Mwisi1, who has a following that can't be ignored, cries that he has been rigged out by deep state. His supporters take to the streets. Woe unto shiny eyes living in kalenjin strongholds should Mwisi1 fail to get 90% of the votes in Mt Kenya and 99.9999% in the North Rift. A repeat of Kiambaa is a possible outcome. Country at standstill. Businesses and schooling affected for a whole month or two before international community moves in to broker a coalition government.

2. Mwisi1 wins
It's obvious from the Raila Doctrine that the elections will not have been free and fair. Culprits are IEBC, women's guild and Salvation army. Going to kangaroo courts isn't an option.

Luopeans won't need any prompting to take to the streets and do what they know best. Teargas Mondays will become the norm. Businesses and schooling affected for a whole month or two before a handshake.

Either way, me and you are screwed. I cry for my beloved country.

 

[Field Marshal]

It is obvious from the current polls that the winner in the forthcoming election will either be Mwisi1 or Mchawi1, because we bonobos can't elect visionary leaders like the Most Reverend Mwaure or His Highness Wajackayoh the 5th. And kangaroo courts have denied the non-apologetic Reuben a chance to be on ballot.

Let's analyse possible scenarios.

1. Mchawi1 wins
Mwisi1, who has a following that can't be ignored, cries that he has been rigged out by deep state. His supporters take to the streets. Woe unto shiny eyes living in kalenjin strongholds should Mwisi1 fail to get 90% of the votes in Mt Kenya and 99.9999% in the North Rift. A repeat of Kiambaa is a possible outcome. Country at standstill. Businesses and schooling affected for a whole month or two before international community moves in to broker a coalition government.

2. Mwisi1 wins
It's obvious from the Raila Doctrine that the elections will not have been free and fair. Culprits are IEBC, women's guild and Salvation army. Going to kangaroo courts isn't an option.

Luopeans won't need any prompting to take to the streets and do what they know best. Teargas Mondays will become the norm. Businesses and schooling affected for a whole month or two before a handshake.

Either way, me and you are screwed. I cry for my beloved country.

Unlikely scenario. What I know for sure is that whether Raila wins or loses, some Luos will die. Never ever underestimate the Darwin inclinations of a super-emotional orangutan....utaskia wengine wamepigwa risasi wakiraid police station eti wao Sasa ni serikali...

 

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