This is Guka The Centurion Wild Oat Will Strike Me With Lightning at Noon.....

Field Marshal

Field Marshal

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So yesterday at midnight I drive in and find a bunch of pastors have blocked my gate. Apparently, they are holding an indoor pastors' prayer session.

Of course at that time I am high as a kite.

For some reason, I go full retard. I literally explode. Everything I have against the Beberu religion ☯️ overflows.

I storm their venue and unleash all the low-IQ bonobo insults I can muster. Mbona nyinyi watu wa kanisa hujiona special hivi? Hii Dunia siyo yenu. Huyu Yesu wenu ni nani Sasa? Bla bla bla.

They were stunned into absolute silence.

Sasa leo nimeamka naskia haya kidogo.

Halafu naona before midnight nitapigwa na lightning nikufe before the 5th achukue.

Pray for me and Ukraine....
 
Field Marshal said:
So yesterday at midnight I drive in and find a bunch of pastors have blocked my gate. Apparently, they are holding an indoor pastors' prayer session.

Of course at that time I am high as a kite.

For some reason, I go full retard. I literally explode. Everything I have against the Beberu religion ☯ overflows.

I storm their venue and unleash all the low-IQ bonobo insults I can muster. Mbona nyinyi watu wa kanisa hujiona special hivi? Hii Dunia siyo yenu. Huyu Yesu wenu ni nani Sasa? Bla bla bla.

They were stunned into absolute silence.

Sasa leo nimeamka naskia haya kidogo.

Halafu naona before midnight nitapigwa na lightning nikufe before the 5th achukue.

Pray for me and Ukraine....
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enda ukiendanga ama ukikauka umesumbua sana aieeseh
 
I'll admit that some of us Christians have a tendency to infringe on other people's liberties and I, speaking as a former non-believer dislike that.

However, we're living in the dispensation of grace so no lightning will befall you good sir.

Remember, all of us have sinned (Romans 3:13) and if we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us (1 John 1:8).
 
mzeiya said:
I'll admit that some of us Christians have a tendency to infringe on other people's liberties and I, speaking as a former non-believer dislike that.

However, we're living in the dispensation of grace so no lightning will befall you good sir.

Remember, all of us have sinned (Romans 3:13) and if we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us (1 John 1:8).
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You sir are a man after my own heart. If this country had a few more like you we would be in a different place.

Have a beautiful Sunday...
 
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