Circledot
Senior Lister
The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) agents are reporting the following from inside the weekly Jubilee Remnants aka Kieleweke meeting:
Details from Jubilee remnants meeting today.....
1. A number of Legislators in attendance are a seriously worried lot.
2. Worried at what they describe as 'recent behaviours' of President Uhuru, especially after the National Delegates Conference (NDC) aborted. Uhuru, they said in the meeting, did not bother to notify them that the NDC had been cancelled.
'How is it that we are learning some of these things through Itumbi?"
" Is it THAT The President holds us in such contempt that he cannot even have the courtesy of informing us?"
" How do we look in the eyes of the public ?"
These are some of the questions MPs were asking.
3. Legislators led by Muranga Woman Representative, Sabina, wondered whether there could be intelligence that had showed the President that Kieleweke Legislators are not likely to be re-elected, hence the contempt with which they are being treated, including being denied funds.
"On a very serious note, sasa hata mimi nafikiria kurudi pale nyuma ya hema, if that is the way to save my political career. I will not lose my position, so that I please other people by campaigning for Azimio" HNIB agents quoted Sabina saying.
4. The MPs now want more money given to them for Party Activities.
5. They have been receiving 20k for fuel when they attend the Weekly Thursday Morning Breakfast Meetings, now they want that to be raised to 100k, a request they tasked Nyeri Town MP Ngunjiri to place to Nancy Gitau.
6. They want to be given Sh 300k per Constituency MP, to defend themselves against DP William Samoei Ruto 's onslaught anytime he visits their constituencies.
7. The plan is to hire their supporters to attend DPs rallies to either boo and Shout him down or cheer on Jubilee.
If acceptable, the meeting suggested that this plan should begin with DPs visit to Jeremiah Kioni's Ndaragwa Constituency.
If its a Nairobi Constituency, the "Defence fund" should be 500k.
8. Those attending Raila's function in Nyeri, it was approved by the meeting, will get 50k per day, 100k for those who will be there for the two days.
9. Due to constraints of funds, instead of paying delegates for the Saturday meeting Shs. 3000, they agreed to half the amount so that they bring in more people to Ruringu stadium.
Attendees will now be paid Shs.1,500
It is so DECLASSIFIED!
Details from Jubilee remnants meeting today.....
1. A number of Legislators in attendance are a seriously worried lot.
2. Worried at what they describe as 'recent behaviours' of President Uhuru, especially after the National Delegates Conference (NDC) aborted. Uhuru, they said in the meeting, did not bother to notify them that the NDC had been cancelled.
'How is it that we are learning some of these things through Itumbi?"
" Is it THAT The President holds us in such contempt that he cannot even have the courtesy of informing us?"
" How do we look in the eyes of the public ?"
These are some of the questions MPs were asking.
3. Legislators led by Muranga Woman Representative, Sabina, wondered whether there could be intelligence that had showed the President that Kieleweke Legislators are not likely to be re-elected, hence the contempt with which they are being treated, including being denied funds.
"On a very serious note, sasa hata mimi nafikiria kurudi pale nyuma ya hema, if that is the way to save my political career. I will not lose my position, so that I please other people by campaigning for Azimio" HNIB agents quoted Sabina saying.
4. The MPs now want more money given to them for Party Activities.
5. They have been receiving 20k for fuel when they attend the Weekly Thursday Morning Breakfast Meetings, now they want that to be raised to 100k, a request they tasked Nyeri Town MP Ngunjiri to place to Nancy Gitau.
6. They want to be given Sh 300k per Constituency MP, to defend themselves against DP William Samoei Ruto 's onslaught anytime he visits their constituencies.
7. The plan is to hire their supporters to attend DPs rallies to either boo and Shout him down or cheer on Jubilee.
If acceptable, the meeting suggested that this plan should begin with DPs visit to Jeremiah Kioni's Ndaragwa Constituency.
If its a Nairobi Constituency, the "Defence fund" should be 500k.
8. Those attending Raila's function in Nyeri, it was approved by the meeting, will get 50k per day, 100k for those who will be there for the two days.
9. Due to constraints of funds, instead of paying delegates for the Saturday meeting Shs. 3000, they agreed to half the amount so that they bring in more people to Ruringu stadium.
Attendees will now be paid Shs.1,500
It is so DECLASSIFIED!
