This is Guka - The Defecator, And Why I Want to Hang Myself....

[Mongrel]

You've had enough sasa kalale..

Sweetheart muache twende tukalale

 

[Mongrel]

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Niaje shemeji?

 

[Pamba 1]

Niaje shemeji?

Poa Shemeji, niko miharati kunukisha kitunguu.

 

[emali]

Naona senators insomnia inawasumbua, mimi naota baridiView attachment 38921

afisaa.. kwani uko kando ya barabara omwami?

 

[QuadroK4000]

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Stay strong Afande!

Usingizi pia hapa imepotea na ni naona baridi itazidi...

Wacha nitafute ile kitu na kahawa...

 

[Karma_mama]

Sweetheart muache twende tukalale

Yeah baby

 

[Karma_mama]

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Ambia @emali akuletee longjohns when he comes to Kenya next. We wouldn't want you to freeze your bits afisaa

 

[emali]

longjohns

kwanza zikonin combat mode.. @Pamba 1 will fit in just right

 

[QuadroK4000]

kwanza zikonin combat mode.. @Pamba 1 will fit in just right

Na steel toe?

 

[Budspencer]

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Omwami kwani umelala nje kama lorry?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Tukiwa wadogo tuliambiwa ukinya shamba la mwenyewe atakuja na majivu amwagilie ndio u-togote eat-ner.
I don't know how to translate gutogota @It's Me Scumbag saidia.

Gùtogota is to fester. Becoming septic.

It's funny that shitting,Omosh and Otinare all in the same sentences...expected baldheadeness to be mentioned next but again,I assumed that the ass shitting was like a baldhead not shaven but a round baldhead.

 

[Field Marshal]

Gùtogota is to fester. Becoming septic.

It's funny that shitting,Omosh and Otinare all in the same sentences...expected baldheadeness to be mentioned next but again,I assumed that the ass shitting was like a baldhead not shaven but a round baldhead.

I think you are closer to the meaning than I was. To fester. Damn, carpenters are smart nowadays...

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

I think you are closer to the meaning than I was. To fester. Damn, carpenters are smart nowadays...

And they are not voyeuristic...


Dammnnnn, @Meria our word of the day

 

[Pamba 1]

afisaa.. kwani uko kando ya barabara omwami?

Kwa shimo ndio naenda kutafuta usingizi.

 

[Pamba 1]

Omwami kwani umelala nje kama lorry?

Ndio napata fall-out.

 

[Pamba 1]

kwanza zikonin combat mode.. @Pamba 1 will fit in just right

Hio kitu @Karma_mama ametaja ndio gani Omwami?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Hio kitu @Karma_mama ametaja ndio gani Omwami?

Hii hapa...

Lakini kuna hii ingine pia

Sasha mwambie @Karma_mama awe specific...

 

[Pseudonyms]

I stealthily walked towards her.

I wondered how I would have behaved towards her 30, 40 years ago. A hyena does not pass a bone unturned.

I think you're a rapist.

 

[emali]

Hio kitu @Karma_mama ametaja ndio gani Omwami?

ni "biker" ama stockings thick za wanaume

 

[upepo]

Hio kitu @Karma_mama ametaja ndio gani Omwami?

Omwami chunga wasi-recruit wewe polepole bila wewe kujua.