AOB Sunday 16rd August 2020

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Elder Lister
“Tuma pesa kidogo ya kusaidia mtoto”
This is one message which, if discovered by the phone conmen from Kamiti, will earn them millions of shillings from guilty Kenyan men. Any Kenyan man receiving this message will immediately register increased perspiration and an irregular heartbeat. They will immediately send whatever money they have, and pray that the sender does not call back. They might even switch off the phone to evade incoming calls. In the following hours, they will seek to settle in some quiet place, like a bar, trying to figure out which witch could have sent the message. In the following morning, they will be relieved that no one called, and life resumes to normal.
 
“Tuma pesa kidogo ya kusaidia mtoto”
This is one message which, if discovered by the phone conmen from Kamiti, will earn them millions of shillings from guilty Kenyan men. Any Kenyan man receiving this message will immediately register increased perspiration and an irregular heartbeat. They will immediately send whatever money they have, and pray that the sender does not call back. They might even switch off the phone to evade incoming calls. In the following hours, they will seek to settle in some quiet place, like a bar, trying to figure out which witch could have sent the message. In the following morning, they will be relieved that no one called, and life resumes to normal.
Urongo mtupu
If 100 men got that message, its possible only 2 or 3 would send anything.
 
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Possible outcomes:
1. Uhunye A is responsible for Uhunye B. This would only boost man-points for Uhunye A.
2. Uhunye A and Uhunye B are scions of the same tree. This would complicate matters big time for everyone.
3. Just a chance resemblance: Everyone breathes a sigh of relief and both men continue to enjoy their drink.
4. I could be in boni tomorrow trying to evade the DCI.
 
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