This is Guka - Guka is Kaputnik. Finally Ile Ugonjwa ya Wale Jamaa wa Msituni Catches Up..

[Field Marshal]

I was drunk. She was a waitress at a small the food court of the newly opened Karume's Agrho Building.

She was/voluptuous (not fat!). Luhya. I found/find her absolutely sexy. Although she had attitude and is bossy kiasi.

Long story short niliogelea mpararo, breaststroke, butterfly, mixed medley, whatever.

Leo tumekutana Harambe Avenue nikienda kuona bureaucrat fulani nikaona ako na obvious signs za end-stage.

Apparently hata Jesus huipenda kula vitu smart juu huyu anasonga.

Please keep me and my friend Chris in your prayers.

Barikiweni.

 

[Field Marshal]

Posted using phone. Why can't I edit @Meria?

 

[Meria]

I was drunk

you still drunk

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Ona Daktari after roundi za leo .

Quote : Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

 

[Ssabasajja]

Kwa hivyo wewe na Chris mlisalimiana. I hope mlitumia CD.

 

[Ramses]

Go in peace muthee, just hope haujasambazia wengine wengi huko Gikambura and the environs

 

[Aviator]

Go drunk, you are home

 

[shocks]

Go drunk, you are home

meetings zenyu pale fry mzee alilima "stroke of a genius"

 

[Aviator]

meetings zenyu pale fry mzee alilima "stroke of a genius"

Icio kimi

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

Posted using phone. Why can't I edit @Meria?

Because you are not brave

 

[Ngima ya Mûhîa]

Luwere Nyasaye akhulinde

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Either your measuring us madness or you have become an expert,this the second luhia you are claiming has it... Yeah,we remember mama fua who offered to buy chai ya maziwa.

 

[Field Marshal]

Go drunk, you are home

Wewe tunaenda na wewe. Sikuachi ng'oo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tunaingia kwa saitan pamoja: "Ladies and genromen, Guka na Mama Saitan, the duke and lady of Kamaeshire; fornicaters, adulterers and serial philanderers per excellence........good people in helldom, behold the scum of the earth, the dregs of all that is good - Guka and his beau, Mademoiselle @Aviator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Put more coals on the fire!"

 

[QuadroK4000]

Wewe guka Unashindaga ukikufa every now and then.

 

[Field Marshal]

Wewe guka Unashindaga ukikufa every now and then.

He he he he he! If you confuse death enough times, it gets bored and leaves you alone.

True story.

 

[Mongrel]

He he he he he! If you confuse death enough times, it gets bored and leaves you alone.

True story.

Lakini humalizi hii mwaka, trust me,as a pure blood nime kucurse

 

[Field Marshal]

Lakini humalizi hii mwaka, trust me,as a pure blood nime kucurse

Fero Ndeiyan nilikwambia hii umama ya ku-catch-catch vitu ndogo ndogo kama mama ako na hedhi uwache.

Kama sivyo kuja Kamangu. Mimi ni mzee siwezi pigana na wewe lakini niko na vijana watakushughulikia................

 

[Mongrel]

Fero Ndeiyan nilikwambia hii umama ya ku-catch-catch vitu ndogo ndogo kama mama ako na hedhi uwache.

Kama sivyo kuja Kamangu. Mimi ni mzee siwezi pigana na wewe lakini niko na vijana watakushughulikia................

Weka coordinates ngwe kou ta mbaa