Memorable Quotes

[Nattydread]

 

[Aviator]

The only thing we have learnt from experience is that we learn nothing from experience.

When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because he has brought his own stool.
Chinua Achebe

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it. ~ Clarence Darrow

"One day, you will be able to tell your grandkids,
"I survived the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020."

 

[Tiger Bone]

money comes money goes, So you need to blow it like a runny nose.