In the headlines: Ferk Handshake, Says Mpigs from The mountain

[Meria]

 

[dabu]

Dennis Itumbi disagrees

 

[Nattydread]

You know and we all know by now that these screeching headlines are usually nonsense, bereft of substance or proof.

 

[Ngima ya Mûhîa]

Njeshi ti ngenu fafa!