AOB 19RD/10/20203
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Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
Vegan chicken wing with wooden bone (I don't know what they make the end cartilage with!)
Mwalimu-G
Elder Lister
A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..." The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch. He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
upepo
Elder Lister
Investor kuona muoto pale isinya weigh bridge. Hiyo lori sasa ni mali ya serikali, unless he raises some 15 millions for fines.
Here is what I deduce; for someone to do this, they must have done it before and got away with it somehow, mostly by compromising traffic officers. You would not do such knowing the high probability of being caught and the hefty fines involved.
Here is what I deduce; for someone to do this, they must have done it before and got away with it somehow, mostly by compromising traffic officers. You would not do such knowing the high probability of being caught and the hefty fines involved.
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Tiiga Waana
Elder Lister
I meet a Somali Lady I was representing in a Child Custody dispute and she intimidated to me that that’s the way they make money in Kenia. They see ordinary Kenyans very stupid and unenterprising Banae.
Kasaman
Elder Lister
I see these lorries along Thika Road everyday, u mean it's illegal hauling !