15 Kcr Give away for the funniest joke submitted.

[Collo Black]

Mimi nimeshindwa kutoa hizi Kcr zangu so sasa nataka kupatiana juu hazinisaidii. 15 Kcr for the funniest joke submitted on this thread.

 

[The.Black.Templar]

nimekurushia kakitu uwache kuteta sana

 

[Collo Black]

nimekurushia kakitu uwache kuteta sana

Wah! Asante sana. Sasa shida ni kuziRedeem tu. Imekataa kabisa. Asante sana mukubwa.

 

[CeeJay]

A man goes to a funeral. He asks the widow if he could say a word. He goes to the front and says "Plethora" and sits back down. The widow leans over and whispers "Thanks, that means a lot."

 

[Cortedivoire]

Umekua beggar kushinda guka

 

[Collo Black]

A man goes to a funeral. He asks the widow if he could say a word. He goes to the front and says "Plethora" and sits back down. The widow leans over and whispers "Thanks, that means a lot."

Nice one.

If no one else posts a different joke you will win by default.

 

[Collo Black]

Umekua beggar kushinda guka

Shida zangu ni za ukweli.

Post joke fellow, poor man.

 

[Riva]

A man goes to a funeral. He asks the widow if he could say a word. He goes to the front and says "Plethora" and sits back down. The widow leans over and whispers "Thanks, that means a lot."

I am slow tonight, somebody help

 

[Mwalimu-G]

I am slow tonight, somebody help

plethora= a large or excessive amount.

 

[Collo Black]

@CeeJay takes the 15 Kcr. Hope you can redeem them.

 

[CeeJay]

@CeeJay takes the 15 Kcr. Hope you can redeem them.

Yesss! Thank you. What do you do with these Kcr?

 

[Pseudonyms]

Courtesy: Reddit

Another man comes up and says: "Mind if I say a word too?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Bargain." The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a great deal."

Another man comes up and asks for the same privilege. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Earth." The widow replies, "Thank you, that means the world."

Another man comes up and asks if he could say a word. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Infinity" . The widow replies, "Thank you, that means more than you could possibly imagine."


Another man comes up and asks if he could say a word. The widow thanks him, saying that would be very nice. The man clears his throat and says: "Pondering" . The widow replies, "Thank you, that's very thoughtful."

 

[Pseudonyms]

Another man asks the widow if he too, can have a word. She says: "Okay." The man clears his throat and says: "Benevolent." The widow replies: "Thanks, that's very kind."


Another man comes up and says: "Mind if I say a word too?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "innumerable" The widow replies: "Thanks, you don't know how much that means."