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  1. Field Marshal

    Sunshine Again

    People are starting to awake to what I have been saying all along - that the ordinary mwananchi is not the saint he has been made to be by media and NGOs. The average Kenyan is a lazy, thieving nincompoop who'll elect Waititu, Sonko and Dimples; sire children he can't take care off; and not use...
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    Chicken Theives

    Hao ndio walikuibia. Go to their local uskie kama Jana walinunua round after round ya keg black....
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    AstraZeneca withdraws 'Covid' 'vaccine

    Shiet! And to imagine I took myself to Karen Hospital to ndungwa the poison! Luckily, my superior Pureblood genes will see me through. But I wonder about the white tunyanyes I found there....prolly kaput by now. Am not mourning, of course....
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    Vice chair senate national security,defense and foreign relations comitee

    Eti she's the vice-chair what? Yenyewe this is a new low. This hoe is supposed to receive briefings from the NSC and NIS? How now? Ruto, Ruto, Ruto!
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    Chicken Theives

    Pole sana mkubwa. Wameenda na ngapi?
  6. Field Marshal

    Someone tell Showmax

    No, anadrive akinyonga. Big difference...
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    Kaptiony Girls High School, The school in the forest

    Can you imagine? And it took journalists all the way from Nairobi to expose this...locals wako hapo ok with this....unferkingbelievable...
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    Kaptiony Girls High School, The school in the forest

    Kuna corruption and then there's Kalenjin corruption. Am sorry but these people should never be any where near power..
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    Sunshine Again

    I have the perfect solution to what you have alluded to. We need a reset. May be a viral epidemic or a genocidal civil war. The fact is, we have been breeding like rats for far too long. I keep saying thos and people think I am joking. I am not. We need about 10m deaths for people aged 0-35...
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    AOB 9rd/05/20204

    I am old and wrinkled, so thank Jesus umenipatia nguvu ya kunyamaza...
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    AOB 9rd/05/20204

    Washa msisana apigwo tarimbo kahora kahora mbaka hakiri tarudi factory setingi mimba ikiingia ..
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    Know your cs.

    The usual low IQ know-it-all bullshit. Anybody with half a neurone should know that water harvesting involves the construction of multi-million dams over a very long time...
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    Moron

    He he he he! Hapo juu, si you just blame the govt kama kawaida Bonobos? Stop going around eti build higher bridges sijui rest stops.....BLAME THE GOVT! UNFERKINGBELIEVABLE!
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    Nayib Bukele - On Corruption

    How come the guy has an 'African' name? Confusing...
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    I want to go to the UK, what should I do?

    Get the fare....or start practicing walking....
  16. Field Marshal

    YAKISUMO

    Marketing 101....
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    Okiya spotted

    How does a thinking person allow himuselofu to become like this?
  18. Field Marshal

    AOB 8ST/05/20204

    She's hot for real though....
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    A.O.B Monday 6st May 2024.

    Get a second wife mambo yajiweke...do I have to tell you everything?
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