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Makes you wonder what kind of light he saw at the end of the "tunnel"

Go to work as usual, ask for a transfer to another office if it is possible. Mombasa, Kisumu or Nakuru; while there look for Halima, Adhis or Muthoni, don't live with her in your place. Rent your place and have her move to another place. Be spending 80% of your time at her(your) place 10% at...

That lucky idiot

Yes. I later came to learn that if you wanted your son/daughter to join say utalii college on those reserved placements, you just needed to see him. Police force, he'd take you to Kiganjo a few days after admission of the guys who ran to get in, his vetting was final. Same for the military! Deep...

There was a secluded place in our village that had grass(the kind used for roofing) the escapades I had there were many. Recently I needed to thatch for my makuti and I went to see the owner. He told me he had to cut the grass during the first lockdown. He collected over 100 used condoms...

Many moons ago, I was having a drink with an old man from our sub-county, I had some fiashara in nyamakima and the guy I had gone to see introduced me to the old guy, he had a few flats here and there but he wasn't (kirubi) like rich. Anyhow we sat for a few bottles and I loudly wished I could...

Crossing from La Marina to Shanzu was okay. On the trip back no one had told me that the oceans have currents too. If I hadn't been a good swimmer and would have been food for sharks

I can swim very well. I used to swim from Marina to Shanzu side and earlier on I swam once from mshomoroni to Tudor. I have been lucky more than once in swimming pools due to my prowess in swimming

I have not watched national events for a long time but today I am interested. The body language, Ruto, Raila. The choosing of words, it'll be interesting

These tend to be the best. She's like a porcupine but if manage to mount her she becomes soft kama ngozi ya sungura. But don't betray her trust hiyo mishale imefichwa tu, she'll bring your whole house down. I believe when she went to evict her husband's other woman the guy must have messed up a...

No worries though if you can manage, soon we will be importing brand new cars from china for half the price. Although quality was shit a few years ago, I have seen improvements and in a while they will be almost equal

Happens everywhere. Even mercs, base model all the way to premium. And with that comes the price difference. This is just an example You might find a Mercedes E250 base model at say 3m. Has fabric upholstery, basic radio, no follow me home lights, no drl etc etc You get the same but say mid...

He needed to reload and continue shooting. The day I will feel pity for a thief/robber I know I will have failed as a citizen. The owner of the shop should call for a media conference apatie huyo pamba a brown envelope

There's a reason Ndii ditched Ouro for Lootall. Probably a promises position somewhere, say PS. Ruto is busy hunting for some minds, men and women who have something between their ears. While Ouru is busy with BBI with Murathe and Tuju.

I think it will be all about business. I think Kaguta will also drive to Kisumu from Entebbe and not fly. Some area of east Uganda didn't vote for him and he'd like to show them who's King. He's the only president who is known to have traveled from Uganda to Kinshasa by Road. And that includes...

One day and probably in our lifetime, Congo will realize that it needs to be split to make it manageable. Problem is the resource rich east is in an unending war with itself. One day they'll have to split. You need to have been there to see this. The other option is to abandon the capital and...

The stability of mpesa is the most endearing thing about it. If you have 1000 today and the shilling slides against the dollar overnight tomorrow you will still be having that 1000. It's only in a case of say Zimbabwe where inflation would go upwards of 200% overnight that this is bad because...

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Depends with her size. If booty is lit siwezi maliza kama doggie hakuna, skinny missionary ndio mwisho sitaki afanye doggie nione mafupa. Big boobs she's got to be on top and ride me as I play with them tittie. Stretch marked booty reverse cowgirl, because I love watching zebras eat. It's all...

Rule of the thumb, at least for me is never to enter a mortuary when sober and never to attend a funeral when not tipsy. When the service is ongoing I scour the village near the burial site for some drinks, nikiskia mwili is already in the grave I rush there, throw a few spades and I am out of there