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    "Cousin" game gone bad

    The dead idiot. Umekamua mtu tayari no need for feelings acha ndume ingine iingie pia.
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    Bodaboda man sentenced to death

    Couldn't the driver just run him over?
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    Thika MP Wainaina wa Jungle quits UDA citing political conmaship by Ruto

    Huyu wainaina kwanza atengeneze bei ya macadamia this year
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    The Drunken Neighbors

    Ugandan waragi isn't just for the slums. I have had it in upmarket Ntinda and in some slums too. It is big business there, I have even been to places where they make it and yes it is from bananas
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    Rocky Mountain Oysters

    They are tasteless
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    State House dinner

    There's a time I went for several dinners at SH. At one time, I was supposed to go for a vehicle inspection on my then pick up on the same day that I had been invited, I chose to go for the dinner, gari ikawekwa sticker. I stayed over a month without going for the inspection, karao alikua anaona...
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    Brace Yourselefu's

    Forget subsidies. The government takes almost half of what you pay for at the pump if not more. It is like getting a bucket full of water, government takes half of it then gives you a half liter bottle of water back as subsidy and you celebrate the half liter forgetting the half bucket that is gone!
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    Eating Broccoli safely.

    Add carrots. I just lightly boil broccoli and the carrots then stir fry them in garlic, a dash of ginger. Salt and freshly ground black pepper. If I have fresh fenugreek leaves I drop a few.
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    Chakula ya senators

    Catching them is simpler than illustrated. Just turn off the bulb, get a big sufuria put a torch in it and that is it Ugandan 'nsenene' is caught in similar fashion but because it is more commercial (you can find in restaurants) M7 people invest heavily in catching them. Unaweza pata mtu na...
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    Majina ya ajab ya mitaa Mombasani.

    Mwendo wa panya
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    Full goat roast for one million shillings

    I suspect it is stuffed.
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    Mapregnant

    The mara needs some bit of taatha to be great
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    lamu

    Kamenuka
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    Dr. Asha Sigei

    Kunguru hafugiki ata kama uko na pesa aje.
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    ghost office

    Someone whisper to him "Karen"
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    Why insects have gay sex

    Bonobos are close to humans and they do it in reckless abandon
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    Swala Nyeti regarding dressing and sexual harassment

    Coop uni, no wonder wamejaa kwa Captain Frisk
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    Tag-along lady taught a lesson she'll never forget

    That booty!? If at least tap once kabla Uber ifike
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    Mukuru

    Shamba ya srikal in any way ata ukiweka pesa ngapi just know one day utahama. Wesdon mkahawa, one day will fall, might not be today or tomorrow but one day it'll be down just for example
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    Uhuru to rebuild Mukuru

    Before Ohuru arudi Gatundu huyu jamaa atakua a full general. Ata kama he's not in active service
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