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    how chinese dealt with gambling

    Once went to a casino (name withheld) to change some dollars at night (yes if you want the best rates go to a casino). anyhow, I needed some Kenyan currency to buy some property early the next morning. The room I was ushered into, the minimum chips you had to buy to get in was for 300k, there...
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    Chinese aliamua hawezi kufa akiwa Mgtow

    In his shoes I'd do the same. If you are struggling and thingo, uza shamba, ingia Uganda buy twice the size of the land you had here, nunua a small car (Toyota 100 wanaiita kikumu, pronounced as chikumi), get yourself a soft quail(20's) and live out your days in serenity
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    Two in court for raping friend’s girlfriend

    She's just trying to get back to the beta male after a threesome
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    Great Job DeeSeeEye: Sasa patieni hio kijana job

    Ukipata pesa kama hii 1. Throw away the phone plus sim card after withdrawing the money, all of it!!! Dumping the phone should be done wisely. Are you from kisii, board a matatu to kisumu via kisii, alight in Nakuru and "forget" your phone with a thousand in the back cover. 2. The cops will...
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    .In this weeks 'The Nairobian

    If the land was somewhere in Naivasha, Mai mahiu or somewhere in massai land, hio nimewahi isikia. DC Nyeri then was called Kaniaru
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    truck ramp

    True
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    I smell a Rat- a Big Rat

    Waembu na kirinyaga wako hapo next to wakisii,
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    In Migori

    Some languages have disappeared. Very few Abakuria can speak their language, fluently
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    Hii solar ni kali...

    We've had a well that we hadn't used since the 90s infact we had closed it. Mjanja Mimi nimeweka pump last week. By March I'll be selling cabbages and green maize.
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    freedom is here

    2.2 billions in taxes......
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    Ruto puts Uhuru’s most expensive road on hold

    Hii hesabu haiingiani
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    How Kiambu investor of Lesedi Developers made Sh1 billion by selling hope, hot air

    If you have invested in anything other than straight legitimate business in which you have 100% control, the minute the government peeps in, bolt. When his sacco was deregistered and then he was paying out interest and principle, that was the time to quit
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    Blue comet tonight

    Will try looking for it
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    2023, The Year Oil Exporters Realise The Cheese Has Moved

    By 2035, 90% of cars in production will either be hybrid or completely electric. Sooner rather than later, and I suspect that is why the whole world is in a rush to pacify Congo, the components needed to rump up battery production will be in plenty.
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    Kelvin Kinuthia

    If he walks in the US embassy today and said his life is in danger, he'd be in the Yues by weekend.
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    Next from your honorable lawmakers...

    Where's the church? Najiskia kua pastor
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    Ma-Ben10 hizi mimama mumezoea zitawatandika "live"

    Jamaa anapata chance ya kuhepa but anajirudisha. When she's on top if you can just slide in.
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    150 Mark Register

    It's not even aged. Unakata ng'ombe shingo na unaendelea
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    NSFW Meria kunaendaje huku?

    Bibi ni huyo mwenye tits ziko kwa tumbo? If am getting a whipping let it be for a woman who's 20/10. Huyu ni 2/10 and that's because she's got the tools hxxe and boobs.
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    Somethings you just cant explain

    The car might get more damage moving from there than from the accident itself.
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