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    I THOUGTH KENYA WAS SHIT, BUT TZ IS THE REAL SEWER

    :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: unajua it has taken Tanzania almost 40 to make them want to work everyday so if anything went wrong wapewe chance ya kukaa nyumbani for a month it will take them another 40 years ndio wafike where they are today
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    I used to like this song until i realized how bad it is

    We have a winner for 2020 Nobel prize for groundbreaking discoveries!
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    Management reserves the right of admission

    Rat kebab eaters should get the same treatment in Africa so that tuheshimiane
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    Rest in Peace - Okiya Omtata's daughter.

    Acute malaria. I'm shocked that malaria can kill a young person in Nairobi in 2020. May she rest in peace
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    Coronavirus Patients Are Having Intercourse With Each Other In Isolation Centre In Uganda - Health Minister Says

    Wakipimwa Covid-19 wapimwe HIV pia ndio at least wasisaidiane wakiuwana
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    Lame stream media CNN double standards

    2010 was the year I realised CNN was agenda pushing network. They don't just report news "as is." Al Jazeera is my preferred news channel
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    DIY local brewery time ya quarantine.

    Umetunyima. I am most curious about this one iko na steam poa?
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    GOT TO LOVE THIS BOY THOUGH TWITTER IS ON HIS NECK

    😂 nimechoma ya kutoka Mt Elgon 🚬 Haya nalala
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    GOT TO LOVE THIS BOY THOUGH TWITTER IS ON HIS NECK

    Left hand drive 🤔
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    Magoha hear me

    When President Uhuru Kenyatta suspended learning on March 15.... Ndio wanemaliza 1 month, equivalent to August holidays. Wakimaliza 2 months then school year will be affected badly
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    So I Made Chief Lister? HaHa

    Ningekupatia all my kcr but tangu nipatie jamaa fulani zote admin aliona uchungu sana nikapewa ban ya kcr :LOL:
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    Desperation is rising.

    I saw it on Standard newspaper but it is one of those articles where you have to sign-in to read. Standard wameanza za ovyo. The Star tried that and nobody was signing up so they gave up.
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    no place for any leader to hide anymore

    These politicians cannot fly out to seek medical treatment in foreign capitals. Wako kwa mtego
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    Desperation is rising.

    Will this building be condemned because of structural integrity au ni mawe kurudishwa na maishe iendelee?
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    Desperation is rising.

    Crime will go up because many people's only means of generating income was cut off.
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    Chinese Spokesman Has Clarified The Issue

    Proverbs 22:7 The rich rules over the poor, and the borrower is the slave of the lender.
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    Keeping Them Eyes Shiny Through It All

    No self respect at all. Takataka
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    Affordable Housing - Way to go

    It's beautiful. Huyu hataki watoto unless alimaliza kulea kitambo
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    A Comedy of Errors - How Malawi Handled the Demise of a President

    In Kenya of today it cannot work. I received a text message from a nurse that CS Nkaissery had died in within half an hour. It was announced publicly over 2 hours later. But Malawi of 2012 must have been with very few mobile phones so maybe that is why they were able to keep it bottled up
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    If I was uhuru

    The best gift he can give Kenya is to resign. He should have done so the day he said the words mnataka nifanye nini because no president ever should say those words but since he did not, now would be a great moment. Because if he finishes his term in office Kenya will be comatose. As it is the...
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