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Will the West let you? You know Africa is their property, their source of raw materials, and Africa's leaders are there at the mercy of their white gods, don't you?

Hata Mimi.

Attention-seeking half-wit. He is behaving as if they are in a threesome relationship.

If you have to commit suicide si you please do us one last favour. Please let someone Wire you with explosives and go to our parliament. Utabarikiwa.

God help Kenya.

Wueh! Some young lives have just gone bad just like that! These ones will live to remember that spree. That first year girl is a real kunguru in the making.

How can we get that recipe?

Umbwa?!

And then kachabari.

Samoei backwards would sound like omoisi.

This just explains why Ruth never ever broach the corruption issue. He knows his weakness. It's like waving the bible in the face of the devil.

Bwana they look like they have a life of their own.

This looks like the case of that private investigator Jane Mugo. Has been reported elsewhere she had been abducted.

No, it was a Subaru Legacy, fitted with those huge noisy exhaust pipes. Funny thing the man appeared calm as a mouse, almost nerdy, until he entered that thing, it seemed to alter his personality.

Most new drivers are normally very careful. It's the old drivers who think they are superhuman and expect to be able to overtake two trailers uphill on a blind corner. My former boss in Kampala used to boast how he would make the Kampala Nairobi journey in six hours, until he was beheaded by a...

Uhuru will probably send them flowers to apologise. We really need to have some pride.

How much of it went towards fattening our president?

Mpaka mwingine hapo anajiita Conway, like we need reminding.

Let's not forget the wafula who tried to milk an elephant.

Packed lunch.