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    Guiness world Record: Longest nails

    Lady who spent 23 years growing her nails crowned the 2020 woman with the longest fingernails.. My question is, How does she wipe her a**se
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    18th January 2020

    kusip ni kusip,ata saii niko jab na mzinga ya smirrnoff
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    CHAI RANGI - bara edition

    na wale hawana gaofend, libido wapelekee nani? ama nduthi shape 2020 na blisters kwa mkono
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    18th January 2020

    niliwai acha for two weeks, but when i returned to my poison, hio week mbili nililipisha. imbibing fropm morning to morning. but luckly sikuizi ni just 2 bottles. but kusema ukweli, when i was taking that break, i was broke as hell, no mortivation kwa kazi no hangover no nothing. but when...
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    Dear Paula iii

    Sema tuu unatumia kabambe, isorait, issokei
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    Say It Back,Don't Be Rude

    sema tu ni Fangi
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    Light Aircraft takes a groundie

    it was just tired and wanted to rest and ota some sunshine. luckly the occupants survived
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    Dear Paula iii

    si uandike hii story yote, hii ma suspense zako hazileti shangwe. ngite. na umalize
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    Decision '22 - The Best Choice so Far

    tulichocha ule jamaa alikuwa anaitwa Peter Kenneth na akaflop ile mbaya. what kenya needs is a tikteta, alainishe mambo, but we as kenyans ikifika dwendy dwedy2 akili hupotea kwa mtu wetu. choices has consequences. kieleweke
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    Accident Alert: Gilgil

    yaani @Meria juzi nilisoma mumemaliza wakenya 127 in 2 weeks, naona ikifika 1,000 by end month. MSRIP. Sijui tuwarudishe nyinyi nyote Driving School
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    Ati mlisema religion ni nini...??

    Religion is the number one cause of blindness, followed closely by politics then cataracts.
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    Nani alitumia hii

    Memories are made of this. nakumbuka tukiona wreso na Ramayan.....
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    akufukuzae hakwambii toka

    the fuuak.. nikipata punctures tano kwa month si mshande imeenda tu hivyo... lawd have macy
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    Reconciling Gender Perspectives on Infidelities

    your case will be downgraded from aggravated murder to involuntary manslaughter. :eek::eek:o_O
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    Mwiki - Kasarani cultural festival

    Driving in Nairobi is all about avoiding holes. You dodge a pothole, you find a manhole. You dodge both, you find an arsehole
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    Akon City

    Akon created his own city in Senegal Akon, who is of Senegalese decent, originally announced plans for the futuristic "Crypto city" in 2018 saying that the city would be built on a 2,000-acre land gifted to him by the President of Senegal, Macky Sall. The new city would also trade exclusively...
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    Mwiki - Kasarani cultural festival

    ndigehota
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    Mwiki - Kasarani cultural festival

    pothole after pothole, crater after crater
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    Kangui High School

    Kangui High School in Nyandarua County changes name to St. Paul's Amani Boys as old name is associated with drunkards, chaos & violence. Locals also propose change of village name from Kangui to Thayu meaning peace.
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    President will address the nation from Statehouse Mombasa

    Konyagi 1, Unatuangusha kila siku. Uhuru: New proposed structure released by NHIF halted immediately.
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