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I knew two youngish men who pushed trolleys around town back in 2014. One is now driving and both their small businesses are doing well. All from mia mia za trolley. Sh1,000 daily is enough to get a willing person out of poverty. Tuambie za kuiba stima or what else you are well versed in...

I dare anyone to come up with a more irritating cliché. After all that claptrap bado husemi kitu?

Hekima ya kuziba tundu la panya kwa mkate. Building roads to eliminate traffic jams.

How do you keep the masses from protesting their country's sorry situation? Bread and circuses. Burger Week and Air show. I bet there's going to be an chini-ya-maji shafting session this week.

Na tukisema it is better to empower cottage industries powered by the simple wheelbarrow, and remove vague, punitive, and arbitrary taxes imposed on larger homegrown ones like Keroche, tunasema vibaya.

But they said Ukraine is winning?

Did you mean POWs? Achana na Xvideos za wamama waitaliano kijana.

About 20 years later, the guy was worth as much as the queen!

Is that even legal?

Vowel-phobic LGBTQ person: I like having sex with people of the same sex as me. Normal person: Ok. That's your business. Vowel-phobic LGBTQ person: Then say you like having sex with people of your sex. Normal person: I don't, so I won't. Vowel-phobic LGBTQ person: But you have to come and...

Bilha. Unataka mamba ya mamake?

We are not told if she was found guilty or not.

Bullshit feelgood story with plenty of holes. Did the judge find her guilty and fine her? No one knows. If he did, what was the point and why couldn't he have just chosen to let her free if he felt so "humanitarian"? If he didn't, still what's the point?

Snails. Good luck popularising farming fads that rhyme with quails.

As opposed to him being a what?

Always.

Question: How do you know Raila is a stooge who can never think or act on his own? Answer: He's not even allowed to choose his deputy.

Why the fcuk would you do that? Kwa nini sasa?

I heard you were talking shiet about Liverpool...

Meanwhile, the freefall of the dollar against the ruble continues. Leo inalala below the psychological 70-ruble mark. Below is soon after Russia decided it was only accepting payments in rubles. You can see it was exchanging at 140 rubles to the dollar at some point before that.