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Kwanza ameongezea Raila. The figure given as "48.85%" is actually 48.84905938756044015113740373532.

Reporter: Did you have figures that are different from what announced? Commissioners: No, but abujubuju.

Uwongo. He suffered torture for trying to overthrow a legitimate GoK. I'm not pro-torture, or excusing it, but it's understandable to expect it from Moi or someone that you wanted murdered. Again. Uwongo. He tried to undo multiparty system with the LDP-KANU merger. How? By getting in bed...

Sincerely, I sympathize with you. I would have felt the same or worse if I was in your shoes. That said, you can't go calling people morons for exercising their right to chose not to go with your preferences, including people that voted for Mwaure or that chose not to vote.

Usiweke kwa roho. Weka kwa haga at least. The exercise of a right is not moronic.

Ndo hii mkuu. Karibu tuipoteze.

What was the tweet? It's been deleted.

True. I saw Kanini Kega and Murkomen bromance nikakubali inafaa hii kitu uweke kwa lungs, nywele, haga... Anywhere except kwa roho.

Mimi wamenitoa nyama kwa mdomo huko Ol' Kalou.

ToJ!

According to Royal Media.

Bigger heap obviously means over 50% for Ruto, in simple English. Good enough for you?

Apana tambua women chieth position.

He can go fuak himself. Nini huu jamaa anataka? Handshake ingine?

How many times are they going to kill him? Not going to rule out a video of him wagging a finger and speaking a 10,000-word Arabic sentence in the near future.

Spoke too soon. Taiwan has been blockaded under the pretext of live fire military exercises by the Chinese. No trade. No travel. Mwiba wa kujidunga.

Pelosi has landed in Taiwan. China has scolded the US but has done nothing (yet). I expected some fireworks. I'm disappointed.

Of course haujanyita, Mr 1000-digit IQ. Digits in the value places of pi are infinite. They go on forever.

Lately, I have noticed that Nairobi is dirty with uncollected it deliberately dumped takataka on roads. Not sure what kind of politics this is, but it's fcuked up. Yaani, why?