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Wanaleta compe kwa familia ya Kenyatta.

Just several justifications about why it was important to take the entire 23-man squad to the Club World Cup. If some players from the first team had been left behind, it would mean that some of their teammates would come home with medals and they'd have none, and that is how cracks start...

Hata wewe umeruka kwa hii bandwagon? Wewe ni ile type ya askari huenda kuprosecute kesi kortini na evidence ya "niliona meme kwa WhatsApp wakisema labda ni mshtakiwa" na ikitupiliwa mbali unadai judge alihongwa.

Again, you only believe that because you noticed her first, and that's because she was/is a better/more prolific writer than I am/was. Doesn't mean I came later. I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

Najua you expected Liverpool fans to come here yelping. Not going to happen. The kids were beaten fair and square, we agree. I'm only describing the first two goals. The other three were proper striker's goals.

I did. Hehehe!

Kids with an average age of 19 playing against grown EPL men with an average age 28, away from home, in front of a hostile crowd. I think they can be proud of the way they played. I am. I know the most important statistic is the number of goals, but the kids had more possession, more attempts...

You are trying to convince yourself. Done it multiple times. And by the way, I loved her writing. Well, again, are you trying to convince others our yourself?

Wee ndigithia! Before repeating that lie, you may want to find out which handle was registered first huko Misri. I may not be the most creative in coming up with a pseudonym, nor the most prolific talker/poster, but I'm above copying names.

Mazee niliwish Liverpool tungeangukia Atalanta. Lakini sawa tu. I hope A. Madrid don't find their footing before we meet.

The ongoing/subsequent insubordination by your mother evident through not supporting your father when he wanted you to account for your misdeeds, the "wanauana!" like she regarded you as equals, kukurudisha shule without your father's input, etc. That insubordination has rubbed off her onto you.

Stepdown transformer 220V-to-110V ya 50W ni sh1,100 pekee wacha kutisha mjamaa.

Never understood this as well. Juu ng'ombe za huko hukula nini? Kwanza these cheap imports are in form of milk powder so there's an extra cost ya kuikausha.

Maaa..aan! Enough to make a grown man cry...

This soundtrack still chills my balls!

Hi ufala mliuziwa na wazungu ndo waibe mchanga yenu.

Hakuna lucky hapo. Huyo driver anatamani afadhali angekua anaombolezwa saa hii.

I'm no roads engineer but I can tell that filling up a section that has been cut off by a natural water course is not very smart. But that is how we work ndo kesho tupate hio contract tena. Ni kama hawa watu hutoa takataka kwa mitaro kisha wanazi-pile hapo kando. Ikinyesha zinarudi tena kwa...

Or they lied about quantity of oil in the ground.

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: Of course they are razor sharp as opposed to your buruweins which are blunt as a nun's cunt. Si kwa ubaya, lakini how do you get attacked by an eagle if you're not doing something stupid to it?