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Already did. And not by a small margin.

Weka hizo magego zako hapa tuone au ipeleke hii hekaya huko misri.

GoK internal memo to Kenya Police clarifying the use of firearms to kill locusts: 1. Place locust between a hard surface and butt of a G3 firearm. 2. Apply force on opposite end of said firearm sufficient to crush the insect. 3. If still alive after this procedure, shoot said insect in the...

Bruh.... :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

Congratulations. Lakini ambia mamaa ajifunze kupika chai imeshika majani sio hii "nylon". There's hope of learning yet...

Came to ask the same thing. How do you scrub asshole with soap?

Unajua Ngina Kenyatta?

While we, andû a nyûmba, are keen on adopting even the most hopeless of cases, we are currently occupied with unlearning to cook fish without soup. As of now odds are really stacked against us so we will graciously let our brothers from Ukambani adopt him.

Mkijenga zile tank za maji za round huko kwenyu ocha, mlitumia mawe curved?

Nimekua huko mara kadhaa na mimi hujibebea roll mzima ya cling film. Unachomewa zinafungwa nayo mara mob kaa zile mummy za Egypt hadi hakuna mtu atajua umebeba samaki kwa gari.

Ungesema tu Lake Naivasha. Yes, I know that they are two distinct water bodies when water levels are low, but it's still the same lake.

I don't know why people keep calling these people heroes. From what I've gathered, this guy has died filthy rich from some nondescript "businesses", and I'm guessing his business was doing business with the government. But we don't dare say it because he was a "multi-party hero" and "we don't...

This guy was still alive?

Never laugh at anyone who looks not so successful at any one time. Even if you don't suffer the same misfortunes, you might suffer embarrassment when they are more successful than you ever will be.

Wrong. Right.

I'm sure Neymar huishi na grudge na huu msee!

At a risk of sounding like I'm an insensitive jester, acha akae nje mwaka mzima (au mbili) doing a business some kind hata kama ni nduthi. He'll be more focused on what he really wants at the end of that time.

Hizo ni zao na za kusoma kwa mukhtasari wa habari. As for me and my house, Moi remains Moi day, and Boxing day remains boxing day.

To you. Well, you defeat your own assertions.