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    Liverpool Yaua Nyoka

    Done.
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    Liverpool Yaua Nyoka

    A scrappy 1-0 winner, or a mature 2-0 performance, or a controversial 3-1 VAR-assisted shitshow, or a 5-0 demolition with a 4-0 half-time score, or just any win, I'll be a happy Liverpool supporter.
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    Guiness world Record: Longest nails

    Wee ndigithia! :ROFLMAO:
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    Murder in Kangundo

    What's in the water in Kangundo? Si juzi tu walibaka mbwa hadi kufa!
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    Ruto Crybaby

    Mlimpea kazi gazi exactly? Na ni gani hajafanya?
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    Huyu ndio mtu mnasema he's down but not out?

    Should we tell them, au tungoje wapate matokeo?
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    Kilio cha wakulima

    The government is selling/has sold it's people to slavery. When a nation is unable/unwilling to produce it's open food, it will be dependent and consequently subservient to another country.
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    Tukunia

    Sometimes when I remember the gusto I supported Uhuru with, I just want to bury my dick in a thambo nest.
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    Liverpool running away with it

    Tottenham Hotspurs 0-1 Liverpool Loving it!
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    Locusts now in Samburu/Meru

    Time to stock up on boma rhodes hay. Wale wanakijiji walinicheka wakishangaa mbona nang'ang'a kupanga nyasi badala ya mahindi wameanza kubabaika.
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    Jimmy Carter.

    Pot calling kettle black.
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    Kamua upate stima....

    Kamua kawi!
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    Iran Just Launched Ballistic Missiles at Ain al-Assad military Base in Iraq That Houses U.S Troops.

    That is bullshit. I'm willing to bet the plane was brought down by an American/Israeli action. And it came after the second volley of missiles towards US bases in Iraq. Why did Ukraine rush to say it was engine malfunction? There's no way they could have communicating with Kiev just seconds...
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    Is this for real?

    Could be fake. Or could be the real thing but connected to this: https://www.capitalfm.co.ke/news/2020/01/dci-officers-recover-stolen-electronics-haul-in-buru-buru-house/ Sticker hubadilishwa.
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    Betelgeuse impending supernova

    Sitaki kujifanya juaji lakini @Meria haijui. Betelgeuse iko kwa Orion constellation, which is the most recognizable constellation in the night sky (at least for me). Hio iko left inakaa nyekundu kiasi.
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    A grim image of Eastlands matatus

    Na hio waling'oa mahali kwa barabara wakaacha pothole. Real smart.
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    Mbogi Genje

    Pia mimi naona I'm against the infamous unforgiving wall...
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    Boys vs Men

    Just saw a Facebook memory about when I was worried shitless about meeting Oldham F.C. 8 years ago. Our only reliable striker, Andy Carroll was out injured! Haki fortunes do change...
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    for 29kcr??? anybody

    They (probably) weren't three.
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