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Gatheca alijiuzia Papermills za Western. Mnataka auzie nani makaratasi kama sio nyinyi?

We just don't care. Kenyans don't give a a fuck about their own lives. I saw a post on Facebook about fish from China having close to 500 times the limit recommended levels of lead that's safe for intake. It has 2 likes. Sad.

Ngoja uskie vile an experienced driver should have brought that car safely to a stop at that speed. We were with you here when one of our fellow analysts concluded Kobe's pilot must have been a novice because an experienced pilot would have glided that helicopter to a soft landing.

Glad you realize that now. That's exactly what Jesus told you guys in Matthew chapter 6! But what do your fellow christians do? They follow Kiuna's whoring wife and call her "mom"!

As an illustration, the number of new HIV infections in Finland in 2019 was less than 200 individuals with a sizeable number of the cases from immigrants. How now? A country of 6 million people of questionable morals with with like 100 new HIV infections in a whole year? Kwani hawadinyangi?

Have you heard of HIV? Apparently it's next to impossible for a pure-blood Scandinavian to get it.

Got to know them during 1992 elections, the only time VoK (KBC?) TV didn't close at midnight. They played them on a loop the whole time while interrupting here and there to announce Nyayo's 10's of thousands of votes, Matiba's and Kibaki's few thousands, and George Anyona's 1 or zero votes.

Acha nieke hii comment hapa ndo pia mimi nielimike.

Huyu fala na hio pesa yote hajawai pata miwani size yake?

That shouldn't even shock you. Angalia ingredients upate depression. It's made with "skimmed milk powder". Aka dirt-cheap imported milk powder.

Taimanjini if it was Gor vs AFC. Wangechimba hio uwanja yote wakitafuta "hio kitu". Kisha watupige na mawe.

Yo, what the hell!

Congratulations. Usisahau ndugu zako ulikotoka. Raise your family's profile.

Well, someone did the maths. And all this in a country where a huge majority - perhaps close to 90% of the population - have never had sh.100,000 in cash at once. Africa is too rich if with the likes of Moi and Mobutu there's still something left.

Hii site ni ya ufala. Ati the painfully slow Sym II scooter, with maximum 80kph @171,000! And hear this: Yamaha DT175 going for 600,000 Kenya Shillings!

Da fuck!

What's going on? This is the second time we're seeing this.

Wee ndigithia ûngui. Or in kiswahili, wapi zako mpya?

Not sure this is about Moi. But I heard it when he was still in power. A presidential motorcade in great haste passed by an elderly woman farming by the roadside huko grassroots. A few minutes later two policemen, in equal haste, having lost track of a petty thief they were pursuing from a...

That would be a little too late for that. But then again, this whole statement from you is bullshit written in good grammar and punctuation