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I can name at least 5 counties that have banned Chinese Nationals, or Chinese flights, or people who have been to China in the last one month. Iran, Italy, Australia, UK, Russia. And although they call it a temporary ban, it is a total ban. Hata Jin Pin mwenyewe haezi ingia Russia. But no, not...

And yet, you/we took all this heritage and gave it to Kidero and Sonko and gangsters to plunder, all in the name of devolution.

Not to excuse it, but to be fair all primary schools when we were growing up were in similar state. These kids are even lucky it's not flooded with a sludge made of poo and pee.

Shiet... Are you me?

You don't have to take the discontented murmurers at their word, lakini ukiona mtu amepewa a demanding job kisha anakua relaxed na anamea kitambi kaa fala, hakuna kazi inafanywa hapo.

Not gonna last. Donkeys in Kenya are the property of China. I know you won't like hearing about it but we can do nothing because they bought the rights to pretty much everything in this country thanks to Gathicha and his witchdoctor. Next is going to be a clarification on what he meant, then...

Intended but was unable to make it happen? Then why call him God?

Why? Kwani zinakula kwa mahomo peke yao? Did he forget to go for his established order of first blood, then frogs, then lice/gnats, then wild animals/flies, then pestilence of livestock, then boils, then thunderstorms of hail and fire, and jumped right into locusts? And when should we expect...

Three big points in the end, but trailing 2-1 at the 65th minute wasn't the best feeling. 18th straight win, 4 more to go officially take it. ION, you duckers (ati duckers!) never said you can see Kilimanjaro from Kibwezi. Why are you this selfish?

Kwanza when you see the crooked wooden sticks joined up like child's play and meant to be scaffolding for holding up concrete, your heart goes out to the kids that will be using the "bridge".

Kimeibwo! Kirudiwo!

David Kimaiyo. Zikuje.

Fury wins in technical knockout in Round 7, after Wilder's corner, on seeing their boy was being slaughtered, threw in a white towel into the ring. No, really. They took a white towel wakarusha ndani ya ring. Ref stopped the fight. Penda sana. Wilder is too cocky and talked stupid. I think a...

Nimeona. Kuna moja ya 999,999 na ingine ya bob. Brilliant!

Wait. You can write a 1 million cheque? I thought you can only cash a 999,999 cheque ikipita hapo unafanya RTGS.

1.3 million ya pharmacy! Hizo ni dawa gani? Kwani ameekwa drip ya mihadarati?

Let's assume waliskia na hata wakaona, and let's assume you are one of the neighbors, what's your next move?

Relax. The poster was designed to sure dupe and no one is blaming anyone for being mislead.

Wewe utaanguka kwa hii mtego bro. Hio heading ya poster iliandikwa na @Digi. Kitu ya free hapo ni consultation/screening/second opinion. It's there in black and white. Kisha utakua referred to the same hospital for further treatments/checkups/surgery. That's not free.

Na wahindi wanajua kutafuta pesa!