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    Italy, Doctors Are Having To Decide Who Lives / Dies

    Meanwhile... https://www.bbc.com/news/health-51804454 "A man from London has become the second person in the world to be cured of HIV, doctors say."
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    Serie A Postponed

    But Liverpool... I hope they don't abort this 8-month baby, banae...
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    Folks Wagon Made in Thika

    Bei? I'm sure this targets wakuMbwa. I'll personally take local assembly seriously when they start producing standard under-500k vehicles. Na sio hizo tuktuk zinajiita Suzuki.
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    The University of Nairobi Bonobos

    Hii ni ile group yenye class yote ilikua inapata straight A's KCSE za Kaimenyi. That blatant cheating really messed this country up.
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    Kidinyi bonoko na singo matha

    Hii yote ni kuambiwa, sindio? Au ushawahi enda kucheki huyo nigga jela?
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    The University of Nairobi Bonobos

    WTF! Nilikua Prefab 7 nikiwa fresha.
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    Atwoli angrily throws away his phone at a press conference.

    Kuonia Ngai ndaa ie showing the gods how full your stomach is. Huyu haezi kufa kabla hajaaibika.
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    This is Guka - Makosa Imefanyikako

    Ndama.
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    This is Guka - Makosa Imefanyikako

    Fiksed.
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    Kadunguni primary school Kilifi

    But I don't understand this. If it's a school, on a public land, and the ministry administers exams and syllabuses in it, how can it not be recognized as qualifying for funding? Au ni nini sielewi? And I'm not surprised that a character who's a supporter of all laws nonsensical or tyrannical...
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    Airbnb Experience

    You get some. I asked. They expected me to check in with my person and had provided a pair of towels, slippers.
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    Airbnb Experience

    For that deal bila kuharakishwa na kuoshewa viatu na kukalia sofa nikicheki boli (ingawa ilikua Liverpool ikinyukwa), totally worth it!
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    Airbnb Experience

    This is a follow-up to this post: https://kenyanlist.net/index.php?threads/good-place-to-sleep-in-mombasa-on-a-peasant-budget.2970/#post-37835 Kwanza asanteni sana for referring me to Airbnb. There are other service providers like booking.com which are similar. Airbnb ni kama Uber ya...
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    What a country!

    There was a law to persecute your ancestors for not producing enough taxes for the queen of England. Perhaps they should have petitioned their mzungu LegCo member and landowner to have the law repealed instead of taking up arms. And yet he chose to do the right thing. What is legal isn't...
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    Believe it or not. 05.03.2020

    Tuesday, Coach no.7, Economy Class. Haina watu. Tulisafiri tumeekelea miguu juu kaa hio waria hapo, na kuketi/kulala utakapo. There are 13 coaches. Kumaanisha coaches 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 zilisafirisha tu viti kama pickup za party za ocha.
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    Believe it or not. 05.03.2020

    Acha wataambiwo ni mwili.
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    Joshua Njiru Njeru. 6 months in jail for calling neighbour matako

    Hii Kenya maskini hana lake kweli... Si Millie Odhiambo aliita Uhuru matako na ikaisha ivo?
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    Liverpool Losing - Again

    Alieka mchanganyiko maalum. Salah, Firmino, Milner na wazito wengine waliuma bench hadi too late nauko ma70 minutes.
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    Liverpool Losing - Again

    For the third time in a row. And this I blame on Klopp. Fairly and squarely. And he's really beginning to get on my nerves.
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