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A professor of what? A professor of political science is NOT automatically a professor of medicine? In the medical field, a KMTC nurse is more knowledgeable than Nyong'o.

There's an airstrip in Nanyuki. Just follow the rules and fly bana. Why are you complicating things?

People with pre-existing serious medical problems. I'm sure at his age he must have had a few.

Sounds excellent until you learn the alcohol is too be procured from Raila's Spectre International. Handchieth partners shamelessly see everything as yet another business opportunity.

Kumbe ni stori za Sonko.

Nimejua kwa nini watu husema ngosi nyeusi ni uchinga. Nilipitia Nyamakima nikapata watu na mabag wamefinyana huko kaa makondoo wakipeleka watoto ocha. Bora after mid-April wasikuje kutulilia hapa.

This is how this thing spread in the first place. Kuhamahama. I don't know why you guys don't seem to get this. Please stay put.

Imagine if Albert Bruce Sabin who gave the world his orally-administered polio vaccine free of charge had let the capitalists get into his head... Fuck this whole shiet.

Wait. What? Na vile najikakamua nichukue ka new shape.

Would they tell the world if he had it? Ngumu. My guess is he has it.

https://www.afro.who.int/news/democratic-republic-congos-last-ebola-patient-discharged Only to find another zoonotic shitfest out here. "Nzambe na ngai, WTF do you want with me?", she wondered.

Ha Hakuna kitu huniboo kaa hii upuzi. Jibaba lote hili na kichwa imejaa upii...

Now Trump suspends all travel from Europe for a month because of Kung-Flu. Kaende, kaende...

I've waited to post this because I thought people were being dramatic a few hours ago when it was down around -2% (which is still a very big deal!), but now it's headed nauko -10%! Akina ABC News, RT News, have a live feed on Facebook showing a graph going down, and down, and down...

Makena is that you?

Hakuna daktari hundika handwriting mzuri hivi. That should be dismissed as a phony document.

Shida ya hizi kunguru ni kufikiria everything can be manipulated using (fake) waterworks. Ule MP wa Ukambani alikua anaingia bunge hooked up to tubes and cables akijua anakufa in weeks alafu hii jangili inatwambia nini?

Ngumu. Ndo maana imesimama.

I think sio Photoshop.

Sasa najua unangoja tukuulize bei.