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Shiet! Hehehe! Walukhe ndani hizo fines zimeenda kufika 1 billion!

For me to support BBI, everything in it must be sensible, just, and should promote a lean cabinet and frugal recurrent expenditure. So hii ujanja ya kuingiza maupuzi kisha unajitetea ati kuna vitu mzuri huko ndani itabidi nimerauka 4 a.m. kuiangusha.

This is the ugliest shiet I've ever seen! Although the early 2000s Platz comes very very close second...

F**k knows why people don't use common sense/logic. Suppose mwalimu aambiwe ako covid negative, kisha umtumbukize kwa vitoto vyenye vinayo na haijulikani. He now becomes a patient and a spreader at the same time. Likewise, suppose niingie VCT niambiwe Niko negative. How does that make me safe...

They think phones are the only recording tech out there?@

Ati "meters away". That foot bridge is like half a kilometer away na si ku-exaggerate.

Ati "shock". No one is shocked. Original 3-ply surgical masks ni 24bob China kama hujaimport. So after passing all the hurdles and hands kabla zifike Nairobi kisha hawker wanahonga kanjo na wanauza 30bob. What sorcery is that?

Kama anakaa hivi kwa best official potrait, na je akiamka asubuhi ile siku haendi kazini?

I'll never understand this logic: You tell me taking some particular option is wrong, you try to reason with me, I reason that you're not doing it from the goodness of your heart, so I take the option, it later bites me in the arse, I regret and want to rectify my mistake. But since I...

Scratch that. NYPD's budget is about twice figure at around $11 billion!

I hate that New York Police Department's budget standing at a little over $6 billion is still more than Qatar's entire defence budget at exactly $6 billion. Which is still more than the defence budgets of all of countries South of the equator combined.

Fuck...

I wonder why...

Shida ya akili. Mental illness. No other explanation. Wewe unaeza mbao ukiona mtoto uchi?

Mifugo ishatoka na kuingia mashamba ya wenyewe ndo unakimbia kufunga zizi?

Patkana!

And there will be heaven on earth! So naive and gullible it almost cute.

Millions and millions = millions + millions NOT millions times millions Millions and millions = trillion, if and only if the former millions plus the later millions = trillion. For example, 990 million and 10 million, or 600 million and 400 million, and so on.

There's no kinder way of telling you you're stupid. When the amount of oxygen intake reduces, the body automatically makes you pant in order to increase oxygen uptake. In other words, you rate of breathing increases. And then again, mask sio ngeta. Wewe ni fala tena.

Nilienda ADD kucram kabla ya paper ya Stats, nikakulwa na mmbu hadi saa nane ya usiku na bado nikaokota D.