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Kwani snakes are capable of mourning? That's odd for reptiles...

What is the point?

This is the saddest thing in the story.

Look at these other jokers! "Dear PARENT-POLITE INFO: If you wish to make advance fees payment before schools open in Jan2021, you can do so thro this account:KCB A/c-1273232429 St. Christopher's Schools. Or thro sch paybill 554142. Thank you-DIRECTOR, St Christopher's." Hadi nimeskia kucheka...

Mnaenda wapi Tuesday juu mshajaza SGR?

I know pig farming can make you swim in cash but personally I doubt any amount of cash can make me stand the stench that comes it.

Ndo maana wanashinda wakinitumia hii kaSMS ndo nijipige kijiti pale kwa terms and conditions na "Allow this app to read SMS messages". "View your till's statements on the new M-PESA Business app. Download the app today and get 1GB data FREE when you sign in https://bit.ly/lnm-app". Sigwes!

Constantly test 2,000 people, get a very predictable number of around 150 covid positive cases. Next test 4,000 people and get 300 cases and it's now "runaway infections"? Did these journalists only learn spelling in school and skip 2+2 maths?

Peleka hio upuzi nauko.

BBNGNEWS ni gani tena?

Less than 20 years after this photo was taken, the guy was a multi-billionaire with a million acres to his name. War on corruption my foot...

Hio mbwa haifungui. Ukiona SGR haina hata dalili ya kuuza tickets jua ni kubaya. Niko na kitu ya coast imeishi kwa nyumba tangu lockdown. Everything she does is fucking infuriating! Haki ya mungu ikikaa another week I swear I'll go mad...

A rose by any other name.

And it costs only Sh.1,000 to make while paying their workers thousands of shillings an hour to make it. Meaning if it was being made in Kenya it would cost like 20 bob at most to make.

Prof Kivutha Kibwana is the type of guys that expect girls to fuck then just because they're nice. Ati "I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't steal, I don't talk dirty, I don't judge people, I trim my nails, please sleep with me". Won't happen bro. In this context, he doesn't "judge" so he...

Ukiona Itumbi ameambia mtu goodnight kwa FB ujue huyo mtu ako mbaya saidi.

Hio goal post iko karibu na barabara ni ya kufanya?

Is this aimed at Kirinyaga voters or the members of the committee that sanitized her? Choose your answer carefully.

True. Immediate former Gilgil MP huishi ameng'ethia kwa kahardware kake.

Hadi nimehurumia mawakili wake. Wanajua after hizo fines wanatoka ng'o!