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    Jeshi mlituangusha 2017

    Please take a stand. Wacha kutapatapa. Are you, or are you not, for "completing the journey"?
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    Jeshi mlituangusha 2017

    Wewe @Okiya unashangazanga sana. Of course "jeshi" waliwaangusha na kujiangusha wenyewe. Washakubali nahawataki hio upuzi ya "complete the journey". Wewe na Raila wako ndo mnataka to "complete the journey". Raila and his private jet foot soldiers are right in the middle of this mire. Not...
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    La Belle

    Mbona wakenya mnapenda t-shirt zina mikono kubwa hivi? These generic t-shirts are hideous! Nice colors do not redeem their aesthetics to me.
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    Mukamo! Curfew extended for 30 days.

    Hana akili huyu. He thinks every order he makes must read "effective midnight" of some particular day. Kama pombe ilikua inafaa kuuzwa kwa hoteli up to saa mbili, si aseme tu "effective 8pm tonight". Au nani amepea ruhusa auze pombe leo up to midnight after curfew hours? Who proofreads this...
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    Breaking News. Exactly 3 months to go

    You know you talk too much for someone whose irony is lost on the fact that your Raila is now a co-president in GoK.
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    Mutongoria Njamba

    Mîa hau! Translation: The gallant!
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    Dashcam video records Audi Car moments before accident on mombasa road

    Bora tu wasiseme walikufa Covid. I'm sick and tired of games governments are playing with a serious pandemic like this.
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    in the headlines: 100k body bags on the way.

    https://www.rt.com/usa/495806-florida-covid-deaths-unrelated-spike/ This is serious disease even without mind games and sponsored headlines. For the love of motherland why are governments doing it? Why don't they announce it when they order 100,000 oxygen bottles? Juzi hapa tuliskia cousin ya...
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    Everyday Heroes

    Sometimes I'm amazed how you never stop to see the burning irony of some of the nonsense you utter here. Humans and humanity exist everywhere hata hapa kwetu. Hizo nyenyenye zote ni wewe umeeka hapo.
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    Chania Boys Principal

    You can't rebuke people and insult their intelligence in the same paragraph. You may, however, do that if you're holding brief for the s.o.b. and the said b.
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    GoK Promotes Time Traveling Contraption to International Market

    I could explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.
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    GoK Promotes Time Traveling Contraption to International Market

    "Buy Kenya, build Kenya." "Uhuru is too young to retire in face of such stellar achievements in the Kenyan manufacturing sector." "Vocational training of plumbers, welders, and others artisans have heralded a new dawn for the local Jua Kali sector." And other cliche lines by mtoto wa mbwa and...
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    It's Masharia. Again...

    Remove the question marks and you have your answer.
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    Our Health System is Ferked!

    Nilikua naona advertisements na watu waki-applaud health workers - a trend obviously copied from majuu - najiambia bado hawakutana na nurses wa MoH. The treatment you get from some of them bitches especially ukionyesha kadesperation hata askari jela afadhali.
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    Sandalwood

    Why don't we/GoK plant these trees everywhere? Lazima zimee kwa forest? Au Ngina na mtoto wa mbwa wana monopoly?
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    Football Chat - Champions Edition

    TOJ! Butter Fingers 0-2 Chelsea Penda sana!
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    2020 Miss Rwanda, Naomie Nishimwe

    I wonder if there can be a less humorless smile...
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    Vindu Vichenjanga?

    I refuse to associate myself with this sort of nonsense that has been tested and shown to fail humans every time. You should too.
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    Cobblestones in road building

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