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    Poachers arrested in Kirinyaga

    Wanaingiza competition kwa Ngina Kenyatta.
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    Najua inauma but itabidi wazoee

    America: We're going to develop a vaccine real fast. Faster than anyone else. In fact, we'll call the project WarpSpeed. Russia: Hold my whiskey. America: Hey! Unfair! Not faster than us!
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    Ahem.... How now??

    Haka ni kama kanaingianga mzima mzima na kuswing na clit miguu ikiwa ndani.
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    The curious tale of Kenya Power: A Broke Monopoly

    No idea. But I'll ask around. I'll let you know.
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    5 generations in one photo

    You're not the only one. The great grandfather had the same inclinations. 71 minus 55 = 16 years
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    They Are Wrong...

    Some websites like Alibaba (require you to) pull down your ads when the item is out of stock even if you plan on restocking. To avoid that and to make sure that no customer places an order for out-of-stock items, vendors put ridiculous prices on them. For example a Sh110k pair of shoes, or a...
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    Kite flying festival goes wrong

    Unaona hii upuzi? Could you teenagers stop saying that to every lame video? Thanks.
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    Drama at morgue as family fights for body

    Siwezi wahurumia. Their father/husband/sponsor was a thug. There's no way you can accumulate 1 billion while working for 25 years as a civil servant. It means that on average, his wealth grew by about Sh.110,000 daily for 25 years. How?
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    Makasiriko serious

    It's that serious!
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    Trumpland Kamenuka Saidi

    Are there no blacks with guns? At some point it becomes stupid to keep pleading. That point was yesterday.
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    Randy hope you have a good lawyer.

    The God who brought the loss on them, or the one who played them a cruel practical joke?
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    Shots Fired

    That peasant is just ignorant.
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    Ngimanene

    In all of history, no one has ever learned to love being blindsided by a vehicle from behind. Believe me. Mkiambiwa mtembee side ya oncoming traffic, ie right-hand side in Kenya, mnaona ni ufala.
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    Githurai, MALI

    France: No gold mines. Among largest holders of gold reserves. Mali: Among largest producers of gold. No gold reserves.
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    Zika Road Today

    Saa zingine acha kupea Kenyatta snakes ideas. Next thing you know is an act of parliament requiring the exact opposite, and to the benefit of the said snakes.
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    Frauds and conmen

    Kwani Uhuru alifungua kisiagi? Mbona nywele imejaa unga?
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    Hammock

    I once got a nice sisal rope hammock at Eliye Springs huko lake Turkana. But that's too far, I think.
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    Fxck this isht!

    So is he willing but unable, or is he able but unwilling?
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    Fxck this isht!

    He gets (almost) daily security and intelligence briefings. Let's assume, for your sake, that he's innocent in all this. He must have been told about the thieving but chose to ignore. If he wasn't told, then his intelligence machinery has let him down. And yet he won't sack any them. Is it...
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    Honey goodness

    Toa hio question mark upate jibu.
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