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I swear the sort of bullshiet people come up with... In place of a citation because these things were not documented, please provide 2 elders collaborations on the same in a video. They should state when they learned it, and whether it was from a reputable elder older than them, and under what...

Ni mbaya saidi...

On another classic episode of Things That Are Not Aesthetic.

There's not one dustbin along the whole stretch of River Road. Not one anywhere on Ronald Ngala street. Not a single one on Latema road or Accra road. In fact, I'm willing to bet there are less than 20 dust bins West of Tom Mboya street, even in places like Nyamakima, OTC, Gikomba, etc, where...

I hate looking at shiet that don't make sense to my eyes especially without glasses. This would make me instantly hate the owner. 1/10.

A thief called Sonko steals your chicken, cooks it, gives you a barely cooked scaly leg. Another thief called Badi steals your chicken, cooks it, gives you a well cooked, sumptuous drumstick and ugali. But Badi is good, sindio?

Nimewahi chotwa na Toyota Nyoka pale Nanyuki one bright morning. Hiyo nyang'au ilinichota maksudi. RiP, Belac.

Those nets with tiny holes that catch even newly-hatched fingerlings.

Ni sawa Mr Invincible.

Hebu chekini this one: http://www.popjazzradio.com/ Also on Tune-in radio app as "Pop Jazz Radio".

Unauliza nani sasa?

F**K! I know this guy kumwona!

This is paraphrased from Reddit. When you experience busting your ass and risking your life to give your wife and family a good life, kisha anatombwa na anatiwa mimba, nyang'au yenye inamtomba inagonga mtoto wako inamweka dent, go ahead and forgive and forget, then come preach.

These cycling events have become elitist and mainly for too-fit-for-this-world snobs. Ndo maana utapata only a boringly familiar group of men. Si hata you organize an event that doesn't have to feel like work.

What in the fucking fuck?

Hii itakuangusha tu kama wewe ni mlevi chakari. Tall bikes are more stable than our kawaida bikes. Hear it from the horse's mouth:

@Mwalimu-G is that you?

It's almost impossible to audit KDF. In fact, it took a recent high court order to give the auditor general the mandate to audit KDF. But we all know how mtoto wa mbwa treats court orders.

America, is that you?

There's acceptable forms of blame-shifting, like the shifting blame to fathers, the cultural norms, and the whole societal setup. And then there's your form of shifting blame to victims. That, my friend, is the unacceptable form. Sadly for you and us, you'll never get it because (all of) your...