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    Upside down moon

    I've never seen the moon like I saw it today. It appears like it's flipped! I know it's not possible, but I want an explanation on why it appears like that. My old man called me to see it. He also thought he was seeing it wrong, and that he'd never seen it like that. He's in his 70s. Sina...
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    Former PS awarded 1 bob

    Actually this is good news for her. The verdict for wrongful dismissal means she can now contest the amount.
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    Death toll in Naivasha accidents hits seven

    At the risk of sounding like I'm blaming the victims, I know that camaraderie that exists among a group of workmates and agemates can lead to stupid and risky behaviour when a little alcohol is added into that mix. Were they drunk? Were they fatigued? Were they both drunk and fatigued? Likely.
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    TEMBEA TEMBEA YANGU IKANIFIKISHA HAPA

    The Catholic church in Turkana is quite literally the government. It runs the majority of schools, medical establishments, infrastructure, humanitarian ventures, youth/women enterprises etc. Na si hayo tu, most prime real estate is under the church.
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    Badi Bandia

    Wacha hata Sonko, I'd vote for you to spite Kenyatta.
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    You want a revolution? Think about this...

    For that reason, I'm out.
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    Badi Bandia

    Anyone who shows Kenyatta the middle finger has my support.
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    Nature class: Animals that got extinct

    And the last giant sloth. However, from modern history, the depiction of the negro's fondness of melons is racially insulting and meant to show that the black man will not stop to think about how and/or what he hurts in his environment as long as his immediate appetites are satiated.
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    Modo wa Nyumba

    What is "modo"?
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    Nairobi is officially a Military Zone

    Kungekua na dustbin hapo kando yake hangefanya hivo. Kutoka Khoja, all along River road, the whole of Nyamakima, all the way past Kamukunji to Gikomba and beyond, there isn't a single dustbin. Not one. Siwezi beba maplastic kwa mkono the whole day ati because the general and the chokosh...
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    Nairobi is officially a Military Zone

    This is stupid. Me I litter on purpose. It fucks my conscience every time, lakini nikinunua maji ya chupa, hautaexpect nibebane na chupa empty ya maji all day juu hakuna dustbin within a kilometre radius. I'm going to kick that piece of plastic into the curb and wait for my taxes or the general...
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    Transfer Center

    The transfer window being referred to ended like a week ago. What is the point of putting up a thread with last year's news?
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    Collection for Sale

    Which = Sh300,000-plus I'm not sure how you value this kind of stuff, but I also know old notes sometimes grow a fungus mould that can cause hallucinations.
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    Repeat: Brit Wit Captures Drumpf

    Shiet! 🤣🤣🤣
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    In the headlines: wheelbarrownomics

    Acha sasa uone ma Peugeot vile zitajaa kwa parastals. Hio pesa yote itarudi kwa Wafaransa within months, na tubaki na deni. Last time alikopa huko walirudi wakamuuzia magari akajaza NTSA. WTF is wrong with this Ngima-head?
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    Avril is advertising OPPO reno4

    She looks like shiet...
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    Swali Kwa Mafundi

    Hii lugha ni ya mafundi/engineers/contractors wenzako. Swali ndio hii: Kazi kwako tena @shocks
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    Equity Bank again.

    That would just be postponing the inevitable because of this: Utapiga raundi zako za tezi na omo ukipoteza time na mafuta lakini watakua wamekukulia njaro hapo ngamani kwa gate.
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    Final destination: Sad fate

    Said by who? Citation needed.
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    TZ: A sleeping Giant

    Nani aliandika majina kwa hii map? Kilimandscharo Mosambik Sambia WTF!
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