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  1. Pseudonyms

    Bishop down with Covid-19

    Have you ever wondered if it's because believers are always blindsiding atheists with God stuff even where simple natural logic and causes are involved?
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    Bishop down with Covid-19

    Again, To which God are you praying to? The one who didn't know Covid was going to get him, the one who did nothing and let it happen, or the one who caused it to happen because it was all part of this divine and perfect plan?
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    The genocide up North

    But you said genocide. Now you're talking about a number that can't even fill the lower terraces of Nyayo stadium fleeing across the border. Which is which?
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    The genocide up North

    Said by who? Give us a credible source. Ama kapicha kamoja tu. And then again, if Tigray government has required all citizens to take up arms against the Ethiopian government and they have, aren't those citizens now legitimate targets?
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    Wajinga Ni Nani?

    Uhuru and his yesmen hufikiri Wakenya wote hawajui/hawapendi kusoma. That's why he brought a bogus BBI report thinking just because he said it's good it would pass without scrutiny.
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    In the headlines: I've seen the Future

    Ona venye watu hujiitia kifo. (Gwîthetha). Couldn't someone point out to him that the said Moses didn't make it to that future/land?
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    Injury Season begins

    So ulikua umeelewa ni kujifanya?
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    Injury Season begins

    Would you rather see Salah at the top of his game upfront and Alisson making superhuman saves at the other end, or would you rather watch some nondescript Danny boy missing open goals on one end while some butter-fingers goalkeeper spills tame shots on the other end? The point is, players have...
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    Injury Season begins

    Start fringe players and get kicked in the butt by teams that start their best players? No thanks.
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    US general election thread....

    Knowing this guy, he's going to spill plenty of highly classified secrets as a way of getting back at "them".
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    US general election thread....

    I hate to say it but Trump might just nick it through the electoral college. What sort of fucked up bullshiet is this that some voters are more equal than the others? And then, I just learnt that it is completely legal to buy votes! Somalis registered as voters in droves. However, almost all...
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    How many can relate?

    I know like two friends who hold big positions in top companies in the country. Mazee wana wrinkles, gray hair, and so uptight that when we are somewhere together they look like my uncles rather than my agemates. They are always "crying" hawana kakitu, and always on the verge of "resigning to...
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    Kati ya Man Utd na Arsenaliii

    T.O.J. at the Theatre of Screams! YNWA!
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    Toyota Starlet 2020

    2 fucking millions for this ka-thing? Thanks but for that reason, I'm out.
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    Toyota Starlet 2020

    Wapi picha jameni? Unaeka post ya gari alafu u atuonyesha picha ya masharubu ya kalasinga? What is wrong with you?
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    NASA has announced the discovery of water on the Moon's surface.

    Nothing new here. This isn't even a discovery. I remember this guy, Bill Stone, taking about it in a BBC interview and seeking to recruit investors to fund and expedition to the moon's south pole to mine for water and liquid hydrogen. These would be in turn be sold to space travel companies...
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    Pamba nakataa Uniform

    Hii tender ya uniforms iko na Kenyatta au proxies. Kidogo kidogo watasema wamepata "feedback" kutoka kwa washika dau, so wameamua kuibadilisha. Papo hapo tender inaiva tena. It happens even in the US Army.
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    Upside down moon

    The way I've always seen it is like this: Or like this. Lakini jana, sijui orientation yangu ikoje ilikua hivi:
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