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    Meria hakulala na fiatu jana

    I've been very patient with Darwin Nunez but for my own sake I have decided to accept he is a flop and the most incompetent/inconfident striker. Ningekua babake jana ningempiga viboko. He single-handedly lost Liverpool the game yesterday with his 3 misses.
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    Joy Brenda Masinde

    Mudibo ametokwo oo tu hivo?
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    Mammito Eunice

    My one-fiftometer has registered an unusual high reading.
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    Journalist arrested after being found in possession of a hand grenade

    I'm sure the arresting party is interested in the answer as well.
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    Happy 28th birthday

    My one-fiftometer has registered a reading. But it has had higher readings in the past.
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    Kunguru afungiki

    Na venye unajifanyanga hakuna kitu hujui umeshindwa kuona bluetick hapo juu kwa jina?
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    Borithi

    Forithi in paiN! ToJ! Leo nawekelea tumbukiza!
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    kiira motors

    Hapa kwetu ni ma Y10 na box profile na zimeshikanishwa na mate.
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    Value Addition

    Petroleum jerry ni gani tena?
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    So when did Kenya become west?

    Shameful. Why wasn't the loudmouth,house-nigga, Kenya's ambassador to the UN replaced?
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    Lets pray

    Matthew 6:5,6 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your...
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    2023 school calendar

    Finally some sanity.
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    freedom has come

    I like it. It has been an extortion exercise. Kiambu Rd had minted D-Maina millionaires from these certificates even for questionable characters. Going forward, PSV drivers will be forced to be there brother's keepers and out the crooks from among themselves.
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    The Brown House Snake. The pet snake

    Nyet!
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    Presidential nominations- Principal secretaries

    Kaituko hua na bahati sana.
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    Hire Purchase, Insane Margins

    In short unatwambia tununue vitu kwa hio site. Have you paid @admin to advertise here?
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    It's a Madd Madd World!

    My mistake. This looks like someone whose trying his best to be grave and sombre as a political commentator.
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    It's a Madd Madd World!

    I've never found this Maddo guy funny. Poor ideas and worse execution. Ufala tupu.
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    Yet another police suicide

    I was arrested 2 weeks ago in town. I was tired like a gunia and just wanted to get home and rest. "Wewe simama! Umebeba nini?" At my age, I don't have the patience of putting up with the kind of nonsense I see them put young men through in town. I had a Carrefour bag with a few groceries...
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