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This government is just stupid. Mbona hangesema hivo kwa speech? How could they not see that putting it the way they had put it earlier was bound to cause a stampede out of/into the city? Nimepita Nyamakima nikapata matatu zikilipisha Sh2,000 to Nakuru!

SGR ya kutoka Mombasa itakua ikisimama Athi River sasa?

Car accidents are not contagious.

Upuss! Gikûyû, like Maori, does not have the letter "L" or it's pronunciation, neither does it have a "D" without a preceding "N". Therefore, the correct way is "Ndariri cia mûrimû wa Korona"

That's 2 people. This forum is more accurate than a whole government ministry! GoK should just be disbanded.

It's not about being brave. Me I take all precautions. I don't underestimate this fuckta virus. What I don't understand is all the playing with numbers and obsfucated language in these reports. Why don't they say one person died yesterday? Why don't they do more to capture the numbers...

In short, only a single person died. Na mbona mnatishatisha watu?

Si mngepeana walkover basi msishinde mkikimbiza vinyambis kwa nyasi ya wenyewe.

Is this tongue-in-cheek? Juu hata hio ni uongo.

Na ikawekelea kwa keyboard stand. (Probably bought for a song from a local evangelical mabati church when the collection plate started gathering dust).

They did. Remember the Punguza Mzigo Initiative?

Confirm where the photo is from. (Hint: bottom right hand side corner) Someone can't just be believed to be telling the truth just because they claim to be telling tube truth. Similarly, a document can't necessarily be factual because it says so about itself.

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Wee ndigithia.

Angalia hizo nywele uniambie what's ours.

You obviously skipped the session with His Alphaness Bw. Kibor yesterday. Hii ni kula mbaya.

Mazee hata status update ya kakake mwingine haija-expire, anapatwa na hii news... Sad.

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Courtesy: Reddit Another man comes up and says: "Mind if I say a word too?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says: "Bargain." The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a great deal." Another man comes up and asks for the same privilege. The widow thanks him, saying that would...