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    Kuna kaukweli hapa....

    Wasee hutembea na ma dustcoat hio side ya BS, Nyamakima, na Gikomba wana kakitu kuliko hao end-month slaves was CBD.
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    End of an era

    Juvenile upuss!
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    Is Kenya about to have a financial crisis

    It's really easy to solve this. Chukua mashamba ya ule mtu na mamake, uzia raia ya kawaida in ½-acres each, use proceeds to pay Chinese.
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    SGR Train Service to Suswa

    Instructions are very clear. For more information, usikuje Kenyanlist.
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    Ngamia One...

    Why not get the 20% then? That's a massive half a billion barrels! Au wanataka watwambie ata sio mingi na ata haiwezi saidia kitu, ndio ule mtu na mamake waikunywe?
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    Whats happening at Quickmart? Crazy low prices.

    They're not doing it out of the goodness of their hearts. Supermarkets will sometimes compel/force merchants that supply goods to provide extra rebates or discounts. Merchants don't have to agree to the said discounts, unaingianga tu supermarket unapata ile product yako uliwaambia utawauzia...
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    Heavy Rain Advisory

    Yes. Because Kiambu is as far away from Nairobi as Turkana.
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    This is Guka - I Feel Sisi Wagikuyu Tutakuja Kumiss Uhuru................

    Did they also tell you the sabotage by overtaxation and a million illogical regulations of cottage industries and small businesses by county and national governments is akin to Y2K China? Did they say where China got trillions of Yuan to build the infrastructure?
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    This is Guka - I Feel Sisi Wagikuyu Tutakuja Kumiss Uhuru................

    "Nye-nye-nye sisi wakabila fulani..." Ûgui wa fiû! (Translation: Speak for yourself, mbwa wewe!)
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    The president of Estonia is in town

    You must not have heard of some tiny 5,000-year-old structures and writings in Egypt.
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    Watu wa nduthi wanahangaika pia

    Sh80,000 along Luthuli Avenue.
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    Taliban Mess

    Na kwani Afghanistan hakunanga Covid?
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    tumwachie mungu

    Are you talking about Raila or Uhuru?
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    Observations of a French tourist who visited Kenya recently

    Tumwambie au tuache?
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    Tallest man living in USA is dead

    Yes. There must be a few sequoia saplings as tall as him.
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    Egypt again

    When they said the Big 4 housing units were for mostly for civil servants and the chance to buy rest was to be "won" in a lottery scheme, even the little optimism jubilee apologists had evaporated. The plan was such a Gakuyo/Ekeza scheme.
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    3rd dose?

    Kutakua hadi omega kisha tuaze Covid20-something upya. It's a brilliant business model!
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    3rd dose?

    Seems this business is here with us for a very long time.
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    Pamba helps himself to expensive liquor as "evidence"

    Mashambani gani? Humane gani? You're clearly someone who looks like you can do them some favour in some office. The terror we experienced while growing up, and that young people continue to experience huko mashambani is nothing close to humane. Cops would raid the pool table joints and kobole...
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