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Real Moral of the Story: It's only (attempted) murder if and only if the person/body is found. Until then, it's only a missing person.

So many assumptions. What if you die in a fire? What if you drown out in the sea? What if you get eaten by crocodiles? What if GoK and @Pamba 1 disappears you? Who then will wash you? What if you don't have a collection of stuff? What if you don't have a job? Will someone be sacked to inherit...

Heartbreak at The Theatre of D̶r̶e̶a̶m̶s̶ Screams!

Pesa ya kukula kila mwezi bila kuifanyia kazi, na pesa ya kuongeza stock are two different things. Fundamentals, ndugu yangu.

Lakini mama ya Mbinjiwe amempea mwanya ya kuruka hio story. Now all he needs to say is that he was talking about the elder Mbinjiwe who is deceased, not the missing Mbinjiwe.

We called him Bashu. I miss that kamzee. He always had sweets for kids who passed by his store/warehouse when he was present. It had many pretty cars. One day he went back home (to India, I think) and he never came back. I think he died soon after. The whole town mourned when the news went around.

And yet our shifo Jayden locked his people up and allowed foreigners in and out.

Are you telling @Denis Young or David Ndii or DPP? Choose wisely.

Hii pseudo-intellectualism ndio wengine wetu huchukia. How many people refer to them like that in everyday conversation? Au ni kutaka tujue unaeza andika in italics?

Odd that atheists are never affected by witchcrafts and spells. Christians tu na wengine wa dini za kienyeji.

Guess who swears in the people you elected and legitimises them. But most importantly, the law does not give a fuak what you feel.

Nishawahi jiona. I nearly drained Malewa River when I finished high school.

Makes plenty of sense to me. There's no use committing all your savings and your kiosk's capital to buy a car of your dreams. Likewise, there's no need of going to Equity who can only finance jalopies that have already been imported. Importers in Kenya mostly go for the most Spartan of base...

TCV. They even have a financing partner locally.

Hapa ndio maneno iko. Lakini ni kama hawaskii. Even Ruto gave this motherfucka a wide berth juu alijua there's no easier way of losing votes in Central than to be associated with ruthless, FGMing, lawless, violent, hate-filled mungiki.

Who else wants to guess where the crowd of unemployable men came from?

Hata ukitaka huwezi kimbiza flatbed 120km/h. Hata hio 60km/h bado ni neckbreak speed kwa flatbed ikiwa na mzigo. What damage can you do to a car rolling it at 50km/h. Can it even roll? Now compare that to crashing a car at 160km/h.

Then how did you know that it had been there for year?

Eating another human's flesh is a normal practice by cannibals. Is it right and/or legal?

Opening and running an offshore account while serving as a public servant is illegal without written permission. Not sure why you're skirting the underlined part other than defending the indefensible.