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  1. Pseudonyms

    HNIB reports

    Wee ndigithia! But then today I'm generous and I feel like explaining myself to you. It can't be random if it's to everyone. They have never sent me anything like that. It came right after thanking me for paying taxes for the import. If I have always done nil returns and I suddenly pay them...
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    HNIB reports

    Mimi wamenirushia haka. Apart from pesa ya kuimport gari, hakuna kitu ingine newahi walipa directly. Ni kama hio ndio ilinimulika.
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    Antivaxxers part 2

    Being skeptical about the COVID vaccines but willing to take anti-rabies or the BCG vaccination is not being an anti-vaxxer. I contracted and recovered from COVID. What need to be answered without sneers and name-calling is this: 1. Having gained antibodies to fight COVID as a result of my...
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    bank of England

    Now imagine an British individual takes a Sh10,000,000 commercial loan at say 5% and comes here, marries a kunguru to gain citizenship, and then buys GoK bonds at 15%. That is a cool Sh1,500,000 with no sweat at the ed of the year. Now suppose the same individual takes the same amount and opens...
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    Ndii says UDA is the party of the corrupt, a den of thieves

    Would you rather live with a hypocritical thief, or would you rather be in the same neighborhood with an honest thief, ie a thief that doesn't hide that he's a thief? At least you know where you stand with an honest through-and-through thief, but with a hypocrite, like the police, you never...
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    Tuwache kulisha batoto GMO foods

    What medical condition? All of your weight from the minute you were born passes through your mouth.
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    Vijana Changamkeni

    In other words, bring your talents and ideas for us to steal.
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    Null and Void. CC Ngimanene na Thoroko

    So what's the point? Okay.
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    Jamhuri Day Celebrations: Official Thread

    15% + 15% in future is not what they said. Hata hio 15% ya in future is most likely soon - just when the Lord is about to come back.
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    KDF Plates

    Plate za Kenya hukaa kama zimeundwa na vitoto vya PPE vikiwa na njaa na tichaa ameenda teabreak akaziachia homework.
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    D- shoots and kills five

    One Plus five = 6 Plus one (himself) = 7 Amend that heading na uache u D-
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    KDF accused of forcing Lamu cargo drivers to swim in mud

    I guess this is better then.
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    The biggest sporting event this year will be this weekend

    Usiwahi niita bruv kwa sentensi iko na punctuation za ufala.
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    The biggest sporting event this year will be this weekend

    Wee ndigithia. I get very entertained by EPL especially, but I don't act and live like it's the most important think in the world, including putting up posts likes this.
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    The biggest sporting event this year will be this weekend

    How do you keep the masses quiet/uninvolved/pacified about their government(s) fuckery? Food and circuses. Especially circuses. I bet you know/care more about F1 and EPL than about the rape of Africa resources and covid nonsense.
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    Wangari...

    Bro, are you seriously falling for this fuckery?
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    2NK Sacco Driver fired for reporting drunk students finally meets DCI boss Kinoti

    Kwani tuko nchi ingine? Ama kuna VIP section at Kamiti where fugitives wear suits?
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    Uhuru to sponsors, tafuteni rika yenyu

    I've come to learn that this guy has the odd behaviour of talking ill of, and pretending to be against that which he practices. Examples: - Pro-environment and pro-green spaces and against deforestation, but sells Kakamega forest to some Indian for a song. - Anti-corruption lakini mwenyewe is...
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    NSFW AoB 1st Dithemba, 2021

    Passaris anafikiria kuna mwanaume anaeza ulcers ati juu amethreaten atapost nude zake? Some of us knew vinyasa when we were past 5, engaged in pissing contests right into our teens, etc. Sonko tafadhali malisa hii kunguru!
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    State of the Nation Address 2021 Official thread

    This is how Uhuru Kenyatta calculates economic growth. If a phase or section of a road is finished (note: not the whole road. It might be a pillar here, a culvert there, etc), then Uhuru can (arbitrarily) allocate it a value and say the GDP has grown by that value. That doesn't mean it's the...
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