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  1. Pseudonyms

    RV wamekataa UDA, wamechoma wilbaro

    I can tell you for sure there's no way Pokots will support the same party with Turkanas. If one is supporting Jesus, the other will die with Barnabas, and vice versa.
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    Succeed Newshape:

    Looks like Darth Vader, and for that reason I'm out.
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    Kenyans fail to get electricity cost cuts after Uhuru promise fails again

    So ameshika hadi parliament na magavana makende lakini ameshindwa na 2 or 3 hasora "appointees" in Kenya Power? Unaumwa na kichwa bro?
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    Kenyans fail to get electricity cost cuts after Uhuru promise fails again

    When the LORD comes back. Uhuru amefanya kazi buana!
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    The Ndeiya Oracle MIT predicted this. Njonjo is dead

    Cremated immediately because he did not want children he sired to demand DNA tests and spoil his motherfucka white-man-in-black-skin nonsense. Bado watajitokeza.
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    Curtain Closes on Bachu, Makonika wa body za Msedes

    Nyinyi na nani? Speak for yourself, na usijinyonge.
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    No vax, no entry

    Catching and getting cured of COVID gives one the same effect like having antibodies elicited by the vaccine. If one then has had COVID in the past, do they still need multiple vaccine shots?
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    The money man has spoken

    It's like a hired hitman advicing the victim where to be. Crazy.
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    Itumbi anaLala Ndani

    You're stupid.
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    Someone tell Baba

    "Haghuna siku" Even the language and accent are audible even if it's written in English.
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    Tuchel ameamua...

    Liverpool FC showing experience in climbing Mt Improbable by coming back to draw 3-3 and beating Leicester City FC on penalties.
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    Wildebeest Migration

    Fully vaccinated, hii omicron hapan tambua Nikopoa, abundance of caution tu Then what's the point?
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    We can elect even a dog 🐕 if it vies in the right party

    Acha mbwa, we can even elect you my friend if you were anti-Kenyatta.
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    Wishing Them Well

    And every mammal culled.
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    KQ ranked Africa's leading airline, Kenya ranked best safari destination

    Don't call me "Kenyans". Almost all other awards were won by anyone but Kenya Airways. Look at what a simple Google search returned: Stop being such an insecure GoK apologist that when someone points out stuff like this you immediately think it's your president we're attacking.
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    jb muturi

    Isn't this the guy that desecrated my ancestors shrines?
  17. Pseudonyms

    HNIB reports

    Thank goodness. From my end it did not look coincidental.
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